Yet more NLP BS

Maia said:
Then there were the "Mystery" videos; did the world really need to find out that he looks exactly, but EXACTLY like Vanilla Ice circa 1990? And what was with the insane-looking hat? This hat was supposed to be a pickup tool?? I've seen escapees from an inpatient psych ward with better hats!!
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More like Tommy Lee meets the lead singer from Jamiroquai.
 
Maia said:
So what do you think? Who'd pay $22.95 for the book? And how about the seminars? And the DVD's? :cool:
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I think you're selling yourself short, Maia. Go for the money. Desperate people are, well... DESPERATE. The original list price for The Game was $35, and I just saw The Revelation being sold for just under $500!!! :eek:

A friend of mine sent me the .pdf of the Revelation. I had no idea I was skimming through something so expensive. Take a look at Mystery, Ross Jeffries, Matador, Tyler Durden, any of them. Name a pickup artist, and what do they all have in common? They are some sleazy-ass dudes. I've said it once, I'll say it a billion times: their tactics only "work" on drunk club-chicks.

Wearing a stupid hat and ski goggles might let you talk to Lady GaGa on South Beach, but try sliding up to a cute girl at a department store with painted fingernails and snakeskin boots asking her if she saw the fight going on outside. Chances of nailing her? Zero.
 
Morbid curiosity is not always a good thing, because it drove me to click on that pdf link. It all began with a large photo of "Mystery" dressed like a reject from Pirates of the Caribbean as adapted for an inpatient psych ward musical that the patients had all refused to participate in, which really should have warned me. However, as with that big wreck involving a truck full of country hams that bounced all over Briley Parkway, I could not look away.

Making some new friends in Chicago . . . (images of "Mystery" sucking face with two girls who have apparently been shot up with animal tranquilizers)

I may need to enter a Dominican convent now. Or perhaps no number of Salve Reginas could ever get this out of my mind again.

It contains my entire method for physical escalation... from that first touch... to kiss... all the way to the bedroom, in excruciating (and perhaps yet again offensive!) detail.

Because the details include the mental picture of "Mystery" being involved, the level of offensiveness would likely make a toxic sludge collision in a sewage plant look good.

[Yes, The Game didn't tell you *HALF* of the crazy techniques we unleashed on unsuspecting L.A. girls in those days.

Where are the LAPD with their tasers when you really need them???

You may not know, but I've even received offers of up to $10,000 for one-night, in-field intensive training.

(*snip*)
Lovedrop's exclusive "Free Gay Lunch" story, and how you can add to the vibe of the set.

Something tells me that this may cause well-adjusted gay men to run screaming for the closet all over America.



After all there are only 78 copies of Revelation left - I don't have to worry about 78 of you being pissed off about a name!


So with any luck, only 78 hapless nerdboys have now been scarred for life.:eek:
 
MikeSun5 said:
Wearing a stupid hat and ski goggles might let you talk to Lady GaGa on South Beach
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This line made me laugh. You could have picked any celebrity, yet you chose Lady Gaga. Nice pick.

I've recently seen some videos that were more geared towards meeting women during the day, basically a lighter version of Mystery Method, without the negs and a lot of that stuff. The "guru" had a couple of hidden cam videos where he walked around UCLA collecting a bunch of phone numbers.

What they don't tell the reader in these books is that their technique is ultimately a numbers game: the guy i mentioned claimed he had slept with around 250 women. It sounds impressive until the moment he mentions that in order to do this he had to approach over 10000 women (presuming he is telling the truth).
 
Maia said:
It all began with a large photo of "Mystery" dressed like a reject from Pirates of the Caribbean as adapted for an inpatient psych ward musical that the patients had all refused to participate in, which really should have warned me.
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:D Good stuff. Captain D-Bag Jones.

. . . (images of "Mystery" sucking face with two girls who have apparently been shot up with animal tranquilizers)
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And there you have it... Pickup Arts 101 :alc:

So with any luck, only 78 hapless nerdboys have now been scarred for life.:eek:
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The target demographic for these books are guys who have little to no social or sexual experience. Lothario was dead on when he mentioned the numbers game. Imagine this: you're a nerd who has never approached a woman before. Wanting some attention, you buy a ridiculously overpriced program, get a haircut and a new shirt, and introduce yourself to 100 drunk women. The odds of getting a girl or at least some phone numbers are pretty good. When you compare the 5 new phone numbers to the zero you had before, you're going to attribute your results to the Mystery Method or whatever the hell...

I've got a better tagline for those books: Turning nerds to douchebags, one by one.
 
MikeSun5 said:
The target demographic for these books are guys who have little to no social or sexual experience. Lothario was dead on when he mentioned the numbers game. Imagine this: you're a nerd who has never approached a woman before. Wanting some attention, you buy a ridiculously overpriced program, get a haircut and a new shirt, and introduce yourself to 100 drunk women. The odds of getting a girl or at least some phone numbers are pretty good. When you compare the 5 new phone numbers to the zero you had before, you're going to attribute your results to the Mystery Method or whatever the hell...
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Yeah. I'm pretty sure i can do the same using no method at all. If i can find some nerdy guys to buy my crappy products so i can make a living out of it i can just approach girls all day long. I'll be the next Wilt Chamberlain in no time!
 
Now THERE is actually an appropriate use of Wikipedia. Nighty-night! ;)
 
Senex said:
Yes, everyone can agree NLP is woo.

Maybe as a NLP believer you can offer a list of great romantic NLP relationships.
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No! NO!!! You're encouraging him! Now he actually may TELL us! Photoshopped images of himself with "Mystery" may be attached! Outfits may be worn! Run away, run away...
 
Maia said:
No! NO!!! You're encouraging him! Now he actually may TELL us! Photoshopped images of himself with "Mystery" may be attached! Outfits may be worn! Run away, run away...
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hehehe... we always encourage the woo. That's how we all learn. I suspect Iknoweverything will not resort to photoshopped images. Iknoweverything believes he has a happy life. His woo will make him ignore difficult questions instead of outright misleading us. He truly is sold on the woo he has bought into. Those girly boy outfits he wears are NLP approved not photoshopped.
 
Lothario said:
It's said that Marc Antony used the "incredible connection" pattern on Cleopatra.
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Meh.

I once told a chick that I had a good fifty percent chance of taking over a superpower, if only she would support me with her armies to win the civil war.
Then if we'd win, she could be my queen.

She had me thrown out by a bouncer.
 
That mystery thing reminds me of something I overheard.
Some women considering arranging a Jonny Deph makeup evening, involving wine and lots of makeup.
 
Senex said:
Iknoweverything believes he has a happy life. His woo will make him ignore difficult questions instead of outright misleading us. He truly is sold on the woo he has bought into.
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You have to be sold on it in NLP. You've got to say it the way you want it. :rolleyes:

***Disclaimer: Reading too much information on the link provided will lower your IQ substantially. NLP is crap/garbage/nonsense dressed up as science. Please do not let the expensive vocabulary words fool you.***
 
MikeSun5 said:
You have to be sold on it in NLP. You've got to say it the way you want it. :rolleyes:

***Disclaimer: Reading too much information on the link provided will lower your IQ substantially. NLP is crap/garbage/nonsense dressed up as science. Please do not let the expensive vocabulary words fool you.***
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This one is my personal favourite: the Modern Jedi NLP Theme Song. Watch and sing along, folks!
 
Now now. No need to call names. You DO understand that the bar girl who wouldn't lend army support was the poor unfortunate in the "Making New Friends in Chicago" pic whom Mystery was attacking with his Slobbering Tongue of Doom, don't you? It's a really sad fate, because that's the untold story of all of Mystery's conquests... they all end up the same way once the cameras stop rolling...

 
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Maia said:
Now now. No need to call names. You DO understand that the bar girl who wouldn't lend army support was the poor unfortunate in the "Making New Friends in Chicago" pic whom Mystery was attacking with his Slobbering Tongue of Doom, don't you? It's a really sad fate, because that's the untold story of all of Mystery's conquests... they all end up the same way once the cameras stop rolling...
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My guess is that the night after she got picked up by Mystery, she returned to the club to be picked up by some other pick-up artist. Those 200+ women have to come from somewhere.
 
Ohhhh... no, the punch line was the icon. After the trauma of Mystery and his slobbery tongue of doom, she decided to become a lesbian nun. I do have fun with Photoshop. :)

Seriously, y'all, do you want to save anywhere from $29.95 to $500.00 to $10,000 (for that one-night, in-field intensive training)?

Mystery, Ross Jeffries (ICK ICK ICK!!), and their ilk are pretty much the epitome of creeping horror, the unholy Apocalypse of Death, and other un-nice things. Running far, far away from them would be a good idea. Whether or not any of the techniques would work on drunk skanks with personality disorders and various and sundry social diseases in a sleazy bar, though, I really couldn't tell you.
 
Maia said:
Whether or not any of the techniques would work on drunk skanks with personality disorders and various and sundry social diseases in a sleazy bar, though, I really couldn't tell you.
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Think about it... Mystery gets paid $40,000 to take out 4 guys to the afore-mentioned sleazy bar, he drops $1,000 on the bar and says all girls drink free.
It's not hard for him to
1. get ahold of a drunk skank with a personality disorder to make out with him while someone snaps a pic on their camera phone.
2. get ahold of a skank drunk enough to have a slurred conversation with a nervous, sweaty geek with a shiny shirt and a new tattoo.

Watch a few clips of him and his boys "in action" from that VH1 show they used to do. It's total sleazebaggery. I know so many women that would throw up in their mouths when approached by these d-bags. Unfortunately, I also know a few women who would not.
 
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