WWE invites Clinton, Obama to settle differences

[Cylinder]

WWE Invites Obama, Clinton to One-on-One Smackdown

Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama — Get in the ring.

That’s the challenge from WWE, which has issued an open invitation to the deadlocked Democrats to settle their differences “the American way — in a wrestling match.”

Seriously.

World Wrestling Entertainment aired the video invitation Tuesday, calling for a bona fide smackdown on Monday night RAW April 21.

“What we’re trying to do is provide both Senator Clinton and Senator Obama an opportunity to speak to more than 8 million viewers of our program … which is the night before the Pennsylvania primary,” WWE spokesman Gary Davis told FOXNews.com.

What exactly the world of professional wrestling expects Clinton and Obama to do in that ring is unclear.

The announcer in the ad, now on the WWE Web site, declares, “Forget about who’s better prepared when the phone rings at 3 a.m., and find out who’s better when the bell rings.”

 

[corplinx]

Could you imagine Hillary in a wrestling speedo? Hmmm.. AUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


CHRIST MY EYES AND BRAIN ARE BLEEDING

 

[Damien Evans]

Only in America...

 

[Whiplash]

I'd like to see here their theme songs and watch them strut down the ramp. That would be a hoot.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

I have a better idea.

Give each of them a similar weapon — something which can be used to kill, but not quickly, neatly or painlessly — and lock them in a room together alone. The door will not be opened until one of them is dead. Once one of them is dead, open the door, and kill the one that is still alive.

 

[Drudgewire]

Oh no. This is going to be another "Rosie vs. Donald" from last year.

 

[Darth Rotor]

WWE invites Clinton, Obama to settle differences

No cage match. Both wear only a thong. They wrestle in a two thousand gallon pool of creamed corn, no more than 2 feet deep.

I will bring the popcorn, and the beer.

The airsickness bags you need to pay for.

DR

 

[BPSCG]

Obama sneaks a foreign object into the ring, probably a church key.

Hillary wins when the ref is distracted by her manager - Bill, who else? - and she takes the opportunity to club Obama over the head with a folding chair.