Would you have a vet that advertises acupuncture?

[Senex]

The pony shared a nightmare with me (and not the one about the mare down the street).

But I'm a pony!​

 

[Senex]

So the acupuncture vet made a house call today and decided he would ride the pony. The pony took him for a heck of a ride and wouldn't stop. The vet saw me watching his perilous ride and yelled to me, "How do you get down from a pony?!"

I yelled back, "You don't. You get down from a duck." Then I went back in my house.