Truly hilarious, particularly on a skeptical forum. But I'm glad you posted it. Had you said the odds were merely infinitesimal, it would be less optimal of a setup for me to make the following observations:
When people make absolute statements concerning topics where it's impossible to possess absolute knowledge, it's a bright red indicator of irrationality. People, even self-styled skeptics, don't always deal well with ambiguity. They prefer to get out a straight edge and draw little boxes around things, insisting on pat answers, when that's just not how things work, especially when we get into the area of the human mind.
If true, it reduces the odds that Berkowitz was influenced by a demonic dog from .000000000000001% to .0000000000000000001%. (Sorry to be anal, but having just lectured Sam about 0%...

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