Woodpile sasquatch

Woodpile Sasquatch now being used as evidence over on the new BFF. See post #239.

Sasfooty on BFF said:
Here is a video of one lying on the ground behind a small pile of lumber, very close to a campfire. It's another myth that they are always lumbering around standing at their full height. If they did that, pictures would be a lot easier to get.
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I cant determine that it's anything. Sasquatch or not.

Also, I rarely venture into the Sasquatch threads so maybe this has been addressed.

But if there is a tribe of Sasquatch why are the sightings always big from what I've seen?

You'd think a little Sasquatch would be prone to wander off occasionally. They must be great parents to prevent that.
 
There are reports of big mamas carrying the little runts around, as well as some smaller individuals that get referred to as "teenagers."

So bigfoot crouches down on a woodpile at, what did he say, 30 FEET, from the bonfire? Why? Was he sad that his ancestors foolishly decided not to use fire anymore? I mean, that **** can really come in handy sometimes.

Anyway, seems like a bigfoot massaging a board in a woodpile is a perfect situation from which to collect some definitive hairs.
 
1) The tree is seven inches in diameter, by inspection of the ruler placed upon it. So assuming it is six inches in diameter is not "conservative". Whatever the reasoning is, I'm glad the engineers on the moon shot didn't follow it. It puts the sasquach's eye separation at over five inches, closer to six, and his skull at a new Boone & Crocket world record approaching, oh - elephants or something.

2) In order for a person to have their head where they suggest and the arm as shown, the shoulder would have to be separated - a detachable arm, in other words. Or perhaps variable-joint geometry: that is where both the number of joints and their positions can be modified situationally by sasquach, with the additional feature of elastic limbs.


When you think about it though, that is indeed a good evolutionary adaptation by Sasquach. Both detachable limbs and variable-joint geometry would explain our inability to detect sasquach. While some have suggested inter-dimensional morphing capability, it seems to me these two are sufficient for shape-shifting abilities that would defeat the most sophisticated camera equipment. He would appear as a stump or an inter-tangled system of branches as the case demanded.
 
The Shrike said:
...Was he sad that his ancestors foolishly decided not to use fire anymore? I mean, that **** can really come in handy sometimes...
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:D A little known factoid is Sasquatches were actually the world's first true 'green citizens'. Going way back to the early 1300s I believe. As such, a Sasquatch 'board of governors' called a special fire meeting in October of 1947 - coincidentally, twenty years to the day before the famous Bluff Creek indecent exposure 'incident' with that ***** Patty - where they collectively determined that intelligently created fire was nothing but a destructive, air polluting, mostly uncontrollable device not really suited to their nomadic at-one-with-nature, serial monogamy type of 'lifestyle'. So they all voted and decided they wanted nothing more to do with it. Its previous 'handiness' in preventing Sasquatch frostbite and hypothermia was thereafter damned forever. And THAT'S where you get a pensive three toed Sasquatch enjoying someone else's fire.

AlaskaBushPilot said:
...When you think about it though, that is indeed a good evolutionary adaptation by Sasquach. Both detachable limbs and variable-joint geometry would explain our inability to detect sasquach. While some have suggested inter-dimensional morphing capability, it seems to me these two are sufficient for shape-shifting abilities that would defeat the most sophisticated camera equipment. He would appear as a stump or an inter-tangled system of branches as the case demanded.
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:D As plausible as anything else 'Bigfoot', yet comedy gold.
 
I think this particular sasquatch is probably a carpenter and was caught red handed stealing wood for a project he was working on. They have come a long way from stick structures and will soon be building condos.
 
Deacondark said:
Chris Noel revisits the site. Love his "fingerprint evidence" http://www.youtube.com/user/impossiblevisits#p/u/12/gVxHamMQN5w
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He said it was a "nosy" night (=bigfooty for lots of activity) yet he chose to sleep in his car??? Is this a bigfoot searcher learned behavior or is it genetic?

He said it was a rental car and he returned to the airport. So he paid to fly, rent a car, and then slept during all the action or any action or why be in the car for any extended period at all?
Was is a HOT Texas night? I wonder if he had the windows down?

I love the BFF statement that if the sasquatches stood around at their full height more then pictures would be a lot easier to obtain. Mea culpa... now I understand...makes perfect sense!:jaw-dropp
 
There is no way that this isn't a parody. There was literally nothing in that video that looked anything like what was being described. There is no level of crazy that would cause someone to see anything in that footage. You could drop acid and still not see anything. You could drop acid and climb into a sensory deprivation tank after being kept awake for 52 hours.

The silliest page on the internet.
 
Loss Leader said:
There is no way that this isn't a parody. There was literally nothing in that video that looked anything like what was being described. There is no level of crazy that would cause someone to see anything in that footage. You could drop acid and still not see anything. You could drop acid and climb into a sensory deprivation tank after being kept awake for 52 hours.

The silliest page on the internet.
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Apparently you haven't seen too many thermal squatch images. They all look alike and the day shots too, only the day blobs are dark not white. It is an utterly amazing belief system. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me 25x ???????
 
The bad thing is, Christopher Noel is highly regarded among the Bigfoot believers. They think he's a genius or something. You can listen to his narration and tell something is not right there. The fact that in his follow-up, he couldn't wrap his head around the fact that dust settles on top of oily fingerprints, thus exposing them, instead of them coming from dirty hands reveals that he lacks a primary function of critical thinking.
 
Deacondark said:
The bad thing is, Christopher Noel is highly regarded among the Bigfoot believers. They think he's a genius or something. You can listen to his narration and tell something is not right there. The fact that in his follow-up, he couldn't wrap his head around the fact that dust settles on top of oily fingerprints, thus exposing them, instead of them coming from dirty hands reveals that he lacks a primary function of critical thinking.
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(bolding mine, ap)

This is what fascinates me. I mean, I'm several cards short of full deck and yet I could figure out this BF thing was fishy in a very short time.

I can understand one just looking into bigfoot and taking some time to figure out how ridiculous it all is, but these guys who have been doing this for years, who aren't out to scam or make money...What is the deal?

How in any form of paranormal do you hold a belief for so fricken long? Who does that? And why? How can you be sooo fooled. It must not have anything to do with intelligence - I'm proof of that - it has to be something else. That is what is "creepy", not the big guy himself.
 
atpeace said:
(bolding mine, ap)

This is what fascinates me. I mean, I'm several cards short of full deck and yet I could figure out this BF thing was fishy in a very short time.

I can understand one just looking into bigfoot and taking some time to figure out how ridiculous it all is, but these guys who have been doing this for years, who aren't out to scam or make money...What is the deal?

How in any form of paranormal do you hold a belief for so fricken long? Who does that? And why? How can you be sooo fooled. It must not have anything to do with intelligence - I'm proof of that - it has to be something else. That is what is "creepy", not the big guy himself.
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That's what I find so interesting. I originally got into Bigfoot because of the PGF. It didn't take me long to realize that the story behind how that hoax came to be perpetrated was much more interesting than that one minute of footage. The characters surrounding Bigfootery are far more interesting than the mythical monster that they believe in.
 
Psi Baba said:
I was looking at the wrong side of the frame until he started measuring the eyes. Then I'm like, "Wait, what? That's the Sasquatch!?"

What's that moving in the upper middle of the frame? I think he's got the wrong sasquatch, perhaps. Either that or a rare wood zombie, or--dare I say it--an accomplice. Follow this area when the video is in motion.
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Just took a look at the area you describe, and it really does look like someone standing back there, manipulating whatever it is that's supposed to be the "Squatch hand" Good job seeing that!
 
Deacondark said:
The bad thing is, Christopher Noel is highly regarded among the Bigfoot believers. They think he's a genius or something. You can listen to his narration and tell something is not right there. The fact that in his follow-up, he couldn't wrap his head around the fact that dust settles on top of oily fingerprints, thus exposing them, instead of them coming from dirty hands reveals that he lacks a primary function of critical thinking.
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Some interesting background posts on Christopher Noel here (he either got fired or quit his 20-year job because of his Bigfoot obsession). And here.

Wacko!
 
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