OK, Wisconsonians (is that right?). If you allow ID then you will have no objection to teaching the myriad OTHER "theories" on creation. We have already mentioned the elephant-and-turtles one in passing, and I'm sure we can get a list of hundreds of them from our scholarly types. Let's make up the list, then DEMAND they be given equal time in the Grantsburg science curriculum. As much time can be spent of each single one as for ID, or evolution for that matter.
Perhaps then the school board will see that they have open a Pandora's Box (filled with stupid, yep). And if they will allow all the creation myths to be taught as "scientific alternatives", we can then demand that they add equal time for MORE failed and silly scientific theories such as Lysenkoism, and spontaneous generation of "humours", and alchemy, and witchcraft, and magick! Even Discworld qualifies as science under these criteria, I think.
Push hard - you KNOW your children deserve to be taught the very very best in modern science if they are to make it through the 13th century.
Perhaps then the school board will see that they have open a Pandora's Box (filled with stupid, yep). And if they will allow all the creation myths to be taught as "scientific alternatives", we can then demand that they add equal time for MORE failed and silly scientific theories such as Lysenkoism, and spontaneous generation of "humours", and alchemy, and witchcraft, and magick! Even Discworld qualifies as science under these criteria, I think.
Push hard - you KNOW your children deserve to be taught the very very best in modern science if they are to make it through the 13th century.
