Gawdzilla Sama
TImeToSweepTheLeg
I gave up on Windows ages ago. There are other operating systems available if you don't like it.
It doesn't even have to cost you any money to check out the alternatives. I went the free route and tried out several different versions of Linux and BSD until I found one I liked. I'm now running Xubuntu on my desktop. You can download it for free here if you're interested.
(Just make sure to backup your important files before installing a new OS, to be on the safe side.)
You forgot the caveat there: Many programs don't work on these systems.