A Grand Canyon size crack might reboot some religious thought as well. I couldn't imagine the "God did it because ______" hysteria. I'm sure it would be worked into the next History Channel special on Nostradamus.
Phred Phelps: "God did it because God hates fags, particularly Jew and Arab fags."
Twoofer: "God did it because he's tired of the NWO taking his name in vain. Destroying its HQ was part of His Divine Plan."
Pope: "God did it because he routinely punishes His Chosen People for failure to obey. The Flood, Moses denied the Holy Land, Babylonian Captivity, Hitler. If they just followed Jesus, this would not have happened."
Pope's PR department: "Who forgot to give His Emminence his meds, for the love of Pete?"
Pat Robertson: "God called me home, but I left my phone in Jerusalem since I'm old and getting forgetful. Please forgive me by sending money."
Elders of the Church of Mormon: "God did that since Utah really is God's country. We thank Him for setting the record straight."
Mahmoud the Mouth on Radio Free Tehran: "See, you sunzabiznatches? I was right! Erased from the pages of history! Well, sorta. I'll get my coat ... "
Al Sadr: "Allah the merciful wished to restate how much more important An Najaf is than Jerusalem.
Vote for me Allah be praised."
Grand Ayatollah Al Sistani (to Al Sadr): "
Shut up, punk. The will of Allah is not exercised for the likes of you."
Wiccan: "It wasn't God folks, it was Mother Gaea getting back at the vile Abrahamic Patriarchies!"
Confucian: "That was the butterfly effect finally coming home to roost."
Buddhist: "The Bodhisatva was used to earthquakes when He lived among us in South Asia. He just wanted to feel at home. Admire the beauty of the newly shaped earth."
ELF activist: "We did that to show Californians that we are serious about outlawing SUV's. You hear us, Los Angeles?"
Shinto: "You call that an Earthquake? Try living in the Ring of Fire for a few centuries! We'll show you earthquakes and volcanoes, and the spirits who send them."
Dawkins: "That wasn't an earthquake, and it wasn't God: it was a massive meme."
Netenyahu: "Picked a good week to visit New York, I did."
TheAtheist: "If that was God, OK, I'll reconsider. If it wasn't, I'll have some popcorn and see what people try next in that silly bloc of real estate."
Holulele: "That was Pele with a malfunctioning GPS: Godly Pith Statement."
chillzero: *Infracts God for the multiple
ad homs*
Tricky: *Posts Mod warning to God to be civil, even to Arabs and Israelis*
Darat: *Bans God for serial breaches of the MA*
Lisa Simpson: *Worries about how many people were injured and killed, though for once it was NOT her fault*
Darth: "You do not know the
power of the Dark Side. Well, now you do. The UFO sightings for the last fifty years? Death Star and Tie Fighters. Roswell? Sith Central. Lucas didn't make any of that stuff up, he was coached ... well, Jar Jar Binks he made up, for which he'll pay. I find his lack of respect disturbing ... "