Wild Elephant Abuses Lizard

[caniswalensis]

Since it's a lady elephant, maybe she just wanted a fashionable lizard skin bag?


I think what the chimp was doing is OK. Looks like he was just having some good clean fun. Unless it was a male frog. In that case it's perverted.

Canis

 

[KingMerv00]

Nice to see elephants have evolved the "bastard gene".

 

[Shrike]

Nice to see elephants have evolved the "bastard gene".

And chimps the "kinky bastard gene".
Is that TragicMonkey?

 

[Aitch]

And the headline for the story in The Daily Mirror (which I only buy when seriously bored)?

Trunk and Disorderly

 

[George 152]

Oh, that's brilliant. Where do you think elephant seals came from?

Very very large envelopes ?

 

[four elevener]

So did either the lizard or frog make it out alive?

 

[quixotecoyote]

Lizard, I think so based on the article. Frog - highly doubtful.

 

[DC]

no statement from PETA yet?

 

[dasmiller]

So did either the lizard or frog make it out alive?

For the frog's sake, I hope not.

 

[Skeptic]

For the frog's sake, I hope not.

Mr. Frog (coming home late, panting, choking)
Mrs. Frog: "Late again, huh? This better be good!"
MR. Frog: "Honey, you won't believe this, but..."

 

[Dorian Gray]

no statement from PETA yet?

No, but there was a statement from PETABOA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals By Other Animals)

 

[TjW]

Froggy went a-courtin', and he did ride, uh-huh...

 

[Howie Felterbush]

Nice to see elephants have evolved the "bastard gene".

I read a book a long time ago by a professional hunter in Africa (can't remember who it was). He said that American clients, heads full of Disney and circuses, always tell him they have no desire to shoot an elephant. Then, after observing them in the wild for a while, do a complete 180 and can't wait to put a bullet in one. Apparently elephants really can be dicks.

We get this idea that they spend all their time eating peanuts, being scared of mice and remembering things.

I personally wouldn't shoot one, but that's just me.

 

[dudalb]

God, King Kong Vs Kermit.Kermit loses.

 

[Corsair 115]

That's nothing.

NSFW - chimp and frog

Kermit the Frog was never the same again...

 

[Normal Dude]

That's nothing.

NSFW - chimp and frog

Oh the nobility of nature.

 

[Normal Dude]

I know I'm going to PETA-Hell for this, but that picture of the elephant looks hysterical.

 

[commandlinegamer]

I wish I could tell you that Kermit fought the good fight, and the monkeys let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but the zoo is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - zoo life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Kermit would show up with fresh bruises. The monkeys kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Kermit - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.

 

[TragicMonkey]

Chimps are not monkeys. Monkeys are much better. Chimps are just nasty, with crinkled hands and the desire to rape frogs.

 

[marplots]

Monkey and frog... how often does one have the context to teach your kids the word irrumation?