FarmallMTA
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Sorry to hear you won't come visit us. Brits are among my favorites...
But we're not exactly going to be totally bereft of visitors, what with all the herds of folks stampeding over the TX-NM-AZ-CA borders.
May I suggest flying into Mexico City and joining up with a herd of said migrants? Crossing the desert is kind of an occasionally fatal b*tch. But if you make it, what a postcard to send home to merry olde England, eh?
C'mon. Don't be such a wuss. When the security guards at the airports start getting all frisky and personal, just wink, flare your nostrils and ask him when he gets off work. He'll let you go with a quickness!
But we're not exactly going to be totally bereft of visitors, what with all the herds of folks stampeding over the TX-NM-AZ-CA borders.
May I suggest flying into Mexico City and joining up with a herd of said migrants? Crossing the desert is kind of an occasionally fatal b*tch. But if you make it, what a postcard to send home to merry olde England, eh?
C'mon. Don't be such a wuss. When the security guards at the airports start getting all frisky and personal, just wink, flare your nostrils and ask him when he gets off work. He'll let you go with a quickness!