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Why is homosexuality wrong?

Oh, and XenonII, where in the Bible does it say sex has to be confined to non-restroom locations?

Speaking of which, I'm still waiting for that empirically tested and peer reviewed evidence that God exists, that He hates homosexuals, that the homosexuals themselves are mentally ill, that demons exist, that demons can and do possess homosexuals, that Hell exists and is like the Hell portrayed by Christians, and that humans have souls, some of which are teleported there magically when their host bodies perish.

See, if you absolutely have to make an appeal to authority fallacy, you have to start by proving that the authority actually exists. Then move on to his credentials. I'd have thought that was a given, but apparently for many fundies it isn't.

This is getting monotone.
 
I wasn't even aware that they had rest rooms in Bible times.

See? You learn something new every day!
 
JonnyFive said:
I wasn't even aware that they had rest rooms in Bible times.

See? You learn something new every day!
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Of course they did. Didn't you read that verse in The Living Bible which said, 'David went into a cave to go to the bathroom'?
 
Ian Osborne said:
Of course they did. Didn't you read that verse in The Living Bible which said, 'David went into a cave to go to the bathroom'?
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Ah, of course, now it all makes sense. When God ordered at various times the slaughter of every one in an enemy group or captured city that "pisseth against a wall," it had nothing to do with genocide: it was just a crackdown on inappropriate public urination. For behold, the almighty God is not only jealous and just, but tidy too.
 
XenonII said:
I never heard of a heterosexual engaging in sexual activity in a public bathroom but it seems to be a fundamental part of "gay" culture.
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You don't get out much, do you?

It's surprisingly common, or used to be when I was still at university. It's just that nobody gives a damn.
 
bruto said:
Ah, of course, now it all makes sense. When God ordered at various times the slaughter of every one in an enemy group or captured city that "pisseth against a wall," it had nothing to do with genocide: it was just a crackdown on inappropriate public urination. For behold, the almighty God is not only jealous and just, but tidy too.
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:D lololol

God cares tons about our bodily excretions. Why else would He make such a point in scripture about arses being for pooping?
 
ImaginalDisc said:
Oh, another thing. Example: The dolphins in Shark Valley, in Australia, tend to segregate by sex. Females tend to avoid the males, who harass and rape them, and the males tend to go about in small groups where they harass and rape the younger males in (to risk anthropomorphizing) a mix of gratification and fraternity hazing. It's all perfectly "natural."
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I assume you mean Shark Bay?
 
No - they've moved to Shark Valley. You see these abominable creatures that engaged in these terrible acts of course also evolved (that being another abomination) so they had to move inland.
 
That just proves that they are the worse kind of abominations - they've moved to Florida - the home of that arch-demon Randi!
 
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Ian Osborne said:
Of course they did. Didn't you read that verse in The Living Bible which said, 'David went into a cave to go to the bathroom'?
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I get it! "Cave" really means "bathroom!"

So Lot's daughters did it with him in the bathroom. Straight people do have sex in the bathroom.
 
JonnyFive said:
I can't take all the credit. After all, it was Satan who made me this way. ;)
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Did you have to go through a recruitment process and sign a pledge?

I know that before I arbitrarily chose to adopt the Homosexual Lifestyle Choice™ I had to sign a pledge that I would be faithful to Satan, and never pass up an opportunity to commit a mortal sin. But hey, I got a 4-slice toaster with extra-wide slots out of the deal.
 
Extra wide WHAT? What in the world would you need slu-

oh. SLOTS. SLOTS.

Sorry. Misunderstood. :)

You know, I'm really starting to think I should have listened to that Satan cat. It just seemed too Amway to me. That's why I signed on for the Billion Year Contract (tm) via Scientololgy. A billion is less than eternity, right? So hey, I eat ramen noodles and get plugged into an emeter for a billion years. After that, I'm HOME FREE.
 
DoubtingStephen said:
Did you have to go through a recruitment process and sign a pledge?
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Actually, it was more of a class than a recruitment process. You take a test where you need to use the Bible to justify a series of atrocities and sins. In many ways, it's like Sunday school but with more cackling and slightly less getting hit with stuff.

FSM said:
You know, I'm really starting to think I should have listened to that Satan cat. It just seemed too Amway to me. That's why I signed on for the Billion Year Contract (tm) via Scientololgy. A billion is less than eternity, right? So hey, I eat ramen noodles and get plugged into an emeter for a billion years. After that, I'm HOME FREE.
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Unless you get reincarnated as a space walrus.
 
Wait a minute, they never told me about- hold on. I'm getting my contract out right now....

Bleh blah blah, Meat bag body, Fair Game, OT powerz, bleh blah blah, Sea Org, here it is, billion years...

SPACE WALRUS!

Dammit. Next billion years I'm reading all 7658437657483276587365 pages of the contract before I sign.
 
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