Why don't you believe in Hell?

[1inChrist]

You sure about that? Cause I'll give you a second chance to get your story straight before I call you a troll again.

I do not remember reading anything saying women have to have their husbands with them while doing missionary work. If you have found a passage that says they must please share.

 

[1inChrist]

And Christians

Isaiah 34:14 Darby translation
And there shall the beasts of the desert meet with the jackals, and the wild goat shall cry to his fellow; the lilith also shall settle there, and find for herself a place of rest.

Wrong translation. Try the King James Version of the same passage:

The wild beasts of the desert shall also meet with the wild beasts of the island, and the satyr shall cry to his fellow; the screech owl also shall rest there, and find for herself a place of rest.

 

[TruthSeeker]

Oooh, and 1inC slips up and admits to a character not in the King James Bible, he tries to cover, BUT IS CAUGHT BY LISA SIMPSON!!!!!

Lisa totally wins because of her amazing fabulousness

 

[Lisa Simpson]

Lisa totally wins because of her amazing fabulousness

Thank you, thank you very much.

 

[Operaider]

Wrong translation. Try the King James Version of the same passage:

The wild beasts of the desert shall also meet with the wild beasts of the island, and the satyr shall cry to his fellow; the screech owl also shall rest there, and find for herself a place of rest.

oh, I forgot. King James knows the word of God and his translation is infallible.

 

[Cosmo]

I do not believe so, no. I have seen no biblical support for this just baseless claims from the jews.

You really do come across as anti-semetic, 1inC.

 

[Operaider]

You really do come across as anti-semetic, 1inC.

This is true, you could easily have stated the same thing without blaming it on "the Jews"

 

[Mercutio]

*Welcomes Mercutio to FundyBait 2004, hands him a hat and pennant*

Thank you, no...see, I've already won
And the baiting's not my kind of fun
But the "winning by" game
Deserved more of the same
So I thought I'd finagle me one.

 

[1inChrist]

This is true, you could easily have stated the same thing without blaming it on "the Jews"

It's a well known fact the jews are bitter towards Christianity because for some reason they choose to reject the true Savior.

 

[Lisa Simpson]

It's a well known fact the jews are bitter towards Christianity because for some reason they choose to reject the true Savior.

And your proof is?

 

[DarkMagician]

It's a well known fact the jews are bitter towards Christianity because for some reason they choose to reject the true Savior.

Yeah, GEORGE STEPHANOPOLUS!

SHIKA SHIKA KA-BOOM!

 

[TruthSeeker]

This thread grew in almost no time
Though the posts here--well, some are sublime
I've read all--well, most,
Now here is my post--
I win. Argument by rhyme.

rhyme
thyme
time
lime
dime
mime
prime



Perhaps Lisa and Mercutio should share the victory this time.

 

[Cosmo]

It's a well known fact the jews are bitter towards Christianity because for some reason they choose to reject the true Savior.

I was born and raised Jewish before becoming Atheist. This is foolishness, 1inC - not me, my family, nor any of our Jewish friends had ever held that view.

I honestly think you're being anti-semetic.

 

[1inChrist]

I was born and raised Jewish before becoming Atheist. This is foolishness, 1inC - not me, my family, nor any of our Jewish friends had ever held that view.

I honestly think you're being anti-semetic.

Ok but I'm not being anti-semetic I'm being pro-Christ.

 

[Cosmo]

Ok but I'm not being anti-semetic I'm being pro-Christ.

Not much difference for you, is there?

 

[Lisa Simpson]

Perhaps Lisa and Mercutio should share the victory this time.

I'm feeling generous (not to mention impressed with Merc's rhyming). He can have the win. I'm still fabulous.

 

[Operaider]

It's a well known fact the jews are bitter towards Christianity because for some reason they choose to reject the true Savior.

You don't need to be "bitter towards Christianity" to reject the "true Savior". You just need to read the bible cover to cover to do that. I for one am not bitter towards Christianity, I kinda feel sorry for it. Or rather sorry for those who follow it. Just like I feel sorry for those hooked on heroine

Both groups of people are wasting their lives in a meaningless pursuit. Both are unable to see the joke their lives have become due to having a brain so clogged with garbage that coherent thoughts are nearly impossible

 

[TruthSeeker]

I'm feeling generous (not to mention impressed with Merc's rhyming). He can have the win. I'm still fabulous.

Your graciousness serves only to magnify your fabulousness

 

[TruthSeeker]

Ok but I'm not being anti-semetic I'm being pro-Christ.

Oh, now you are making me sad.

What's with the anti-semitism?

 

[Lisa Simpson]

Oh, now you are making me sad.

What's with the anti-semitism?

I know. He was really fun until he threw in the anti-semitism. I can be amused by his trollishness, but racism makes me so angry and sad all at the same time. He's just not fun when he's being racist.