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Why Does Mankind Need God?

His Muslims in Europe thread wasn't going well so he's decided to go back to playing the clown.
 
Mankind doesn't need god(s); a sub-set of humans needs a god belief because they're unable to cope with reality.

SusanB-M1 said:
Well, I'm sorry that the OP was so silly, as I was talking to a believer friend only yesterday and she was saying that God-belief fills a need in people. Unfortunately, she does not like to carry on the discussion so it would have been interesting to have one here.
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Fairly typical of some believers,
 
Even God can't answer why the people who believe him are completely idiotic
 
epix said:
What a silly question! We need God to answer those questions that we are not capable of answering due to our limitation which is given by our sorrowful origin - we are transformed apes. For example, well, let me adjust my curiosity w. r. t. the kind of populace that frequents this forum. For example, I want to know how long it would take before religions of this world go extinct. Should I ask a sociologist?

Phew. I can ask as well the squirrel in the tree. And that's why we need God who is omniscient and who won't give us that educated blank stare.


Heavenly Father, can I ask you a question?

What question?

Um, I thought that you would know beforehand what I wanted to ask you...

Oh, you mean that question about how long it would take before religions disappear, right?

Yes.

Let me see... Well, the religions won't disappear overnight - it will take some time before they dissipate.

Yes, I know that it won't happen overnight. I just want to know how long it would take.

In that case you must look at the ending, not at the beginning of religions.

Duh!
Oops. I apologize for my incivility.

That's alright. Don't worry about it. So let's take a look at the ending: RELIGIONS.

That sucks. I was hoping to see them go faster. But now I see it would take ions before the world gets that so much needed relief. Well, thanks anyway.
You know, you're so smart, so omniscient...

Am I? :)

Some folks say that you may be of female gender.

Really? :):)

Can I...?

Don't touch me! epix, stop it! Come oooon! Don't.........NO!........no ...............no:).........:)...........:jaw-dropp.......:):):)....



So, folks, God is indeed a woman. I had reeeaaaally hard evidence, but I don't have it now, so I can't show it to you.
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It's nice to have a pet.
 
hmmmmm... posting whilst drunk, or has invented a way to derail a thread in the initial post?
 
It's funny because I just talked to God too and he said he is a massive hairy bloke with tattoos , he just likes to pretend to be a girl on the Internet for LOLs
 
epix said:
Some folks say that you may be of female gender.

Really? :):)

Can I...?

Don't touch me! epix, stop it! Come oooon! Don't.........NO!........no ...............no:).........:)...........:jaw-dropp.......:):):)....



So, folks, God is indeed a woman. I had reeeaaaally hard evidence, but I don't have it now, so I can't show it to you.
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Am I reading this right, God gets raped at the end of the story?
 
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