I don't really get the idea of nordic whites being so great anyway. We were, like, the last people in Europe to leave stone age. There are no great cathedrals in Scandinavia. None of us have been on the winning side in any major war in centuries. We're generally not known for great accomplishments in either science or the arts (although there were at least some). And our deep, blue eyes and our flowing blonde locks of hair framing the raw, nordic handsomeness make everyone think we can't possibly be smart.
A gross calumny! Why, in the field of Norwegian arts I can offer -
FILM: "Orions Belt" - espionage, boats and Kipper Island
"Max Manus" - guns, explosions and lots of dead Nazis. Leading to -
"Dead Snow" - snow, gore and undead Nazi zombies.
MUSIC: Royksopp. "Royksopp Forever" and "Alpha Male" are pretty ass-kicking tunes.
PICKCHERS: That Edvard Munch feller and his daub "The Scream".
As for the stereotypical blonde Nordic look, if Ryokan's avatar is at all real life, then he disproves it. In a good way!
Finally, I don't know why
9/11 The Flaming Nazi Gasbag* hates the Brits so. After all, it was the Dutch who sailed up the Thames and burnt the Royal Navy at anchor.
*Mods, he dubbed himself this very same name, so I can use it too, okay?