Who killed Marilyn Monroe?

[Earthborn]

Discovery Channel's Unsolved History already had a special on this very subject, complete with reconstructions, experiments, careful investigation of the evidence and checking a whole bunch of conspiracy theories. Conclusion: most likely Marilyn killed herself.

If you're interested keep an eye out for it. It's bound to rerun someday.

 

[Kerberos]

I am Marilyn.

I'm Spartacus.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

I'm Spartacus.

I'm Spartacus.

 

[Ian Osborne]

I'm Spartacus.

I'm Brian

 

[BPSCG]

I'm Brian

Well, welease Bwian, then.

 

[Luke T.]

Ahem ... I did.

http://206.225.95.123/forumlive/showthread.php?postid=1213305#post1213305

Yes. Props to Bjorn for busting JOEBIALEK. It was your post that prompted me to look further.

 

[Luke T.]

Mooser745 = Rouser2?

That's what I was thinking at first. Then I thought of JOEBIALEK and googled Mooser's opening post.

 

[luchog]

I did, sorry. Was actually targetting JFK, but screwed up. My bad.

 

[Roadtoad]

A LIFE! A LIFE! MY KINGDOM FOR A LIFE!!!

 

[RandFan]

It was Bush's fault. Bush lied, Marilyn died.

Welcome, mooser.

Priceless!

 

[RandFan]

I'm Spartacus.

I'm Batman.

 

[Roadtoad]

I'm Batman.

Like hell you are....

I'M Batman.

 

[RandFan]

Like hell you are....

I'M Batman.

Hey, I have the tights and tutu to prove it...er the cape, I mean the cape.

 

[Bandersnatch]

Holy Freudian slip, Batman!