White House Survivor

Nick Ayers, Pence's COS and favorite to replace Kelly, says he does not want the job,
Gotta admit, Ayers showed very good judgement in not wanting to walk into the snake pit.
 
Probably the most pitiful thing I heard today was Meadows wildly waving his and vigorously announcing that he would be available and would be honored if he was appointed as Whitehouse Chief of Staff.

It is bad enough to agree to take the unsavory and IMO immoral job as Trump's enabler if pressured to do so as a service to your country. It is beyond my comprehension to beg for it.
 
He knows he will get to be the President's CoS possibly soon by just staying where he is. ;)

He's leaving Pence's staff, too. Taking that midnight train to Georgia. He'll run his PAC and consulting business and stay clear of the admin. Ayers is a moving target. He doesn't sit still long enough for any flak to adhere to him. Getting clear of the cesspit on Pennsylvania Avenue is probably typical of him. He touted as this great thinker but I think he's a great self-promoter. Look for him to run for Governor or Senator in coming years. He sees himself not as a kingmaker but a king.

Ayers might be playing hard to get to wring concessions out of Trump.

I don't think so. Their irreconcilable condition was that Ayers insisted on only serving a year. Someone with a brain pointed out to Donnie that the last thing he needs is a schedule let's all shoot ourselves in the feets festival in another 12 months. He needs someone who will stay out the term to 2020.
 
Why can't Donnie do what he has done for many ambassadorships and departmental heads: Don't bother filling the position at all. He takes zero notice of his CoS anyway - it's just a whipping-boy position for him, or perhaps her thinks it's a personal coffee-fetcher. Anyway, it's clear Donny doesn't actually want a CoS at all. Perhaps one of the table lamps in the Oval could be promoted??

https://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/trump-oval-office-couches.jpg
 
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Why can't Donnie do what he has done for many ambassadorships and departmental heads: Don't bother filling the position at all. He takes zero notice of his CoS anyway - it's just a whipping-boy position for him, or perhaps her thinks it's a personal coffee-fetcher. Anyway, it's clear Donny doesn't actually want a CoS at all. Perhaps one of the table lamps in the Oval could be promoted??

https://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/trump-oval-office-couches.jpg

I personally hope he goes with one his lesser lights just to add to the comedy. Judge Roy from Alabama must be looking for paying job. How about Sheriff Dave from Milwaukee? He nominated himself for several positions that were never actually offered to him. Maybe he could just nominate himself as CoS. Or Devin The Midnight Marauder. He'd fit right in.
 
Why couldn't a Chief of staff work out of a prison?
Or better yet, declare the White House Grounds to be a Federal Penitentiary.
That would give Trump access to a large pool of candidates and safe us all a lot of time.
 
Stormy Daniels should be the new Chief of Staff.

She can stand up for herself to Trump's BS. (See any current events about her.)
She can enforce discipline when required. (She literally spanked Trump.)
She has a demonstrated ability to compromise to achieve a goal. (See the entire porn industry.)
She can pretend that everything is normal when nothing really is. (Ever seen a porn flick?)
 
Stormy Daniels should be the new Chief of Staff.

She can stand up for herself to Trump's BS. (See any current events about her.)
She can enforce discipline when required. (She literally spanked Trump.)
She has a demonstrated ability to compromise to achieve a goal. (See the entire porn industry.)
She can pretend that everything is normal when nothing really is. (Ever seen a porn flick?)

Hey, I think Stormy would be a lot more competent then a lot of the people in the Trump White House.
 
In fast moving news this AM, Chris Christie's name hit the news as possibly under consideration for next Chief-of-Staff, only to have him quickly and publicly decline any interest in the position.

Given Chris Christie's intense desire for a White House position immediately after Trump's election, the change in his views represent a remarkable recognition of what allying oneself with Trump now means. Christie: smarter and less desparate than I thought.
 
So much for “friends and relatives” for CoS...it’s just down to “relatives” now.

ETA: “Hey Bart? Brad? No...Baron (that’s it)! You want a job?”
 
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In fast moving news this AM, Chris Christie's name hit the news as possibly under consideration for next Chief-of-Staff, only to have him quickly and publicly decline any interest in the position.

Given Chris Christie's intense desire for a White House position immediately after Trump's election, the change in his views represent a remarkable recognition of what allying oneself with Trump now means. Christie: smarter and less desparate than I thought.

With Christie, it's a case of a rat refusing to get on a sinking ship.
 

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