Which cult is best for you ?

1. Church of the Subgenius
2. Thelema/OTO
3. Scientology Pro Con
4. Order of the Solar Temple
5. The Discordians
6. Church of Christ
7. Moonies (Unification Church)
8. Cult of Lord Jesus Christ
9. The People's Temple
10. Falun Gong
11. Blavatsky Foundation
12. ISKCON (Hare Krishna)
13. Eckankar
14. International Raelian Movement
15. Unarius Society
16. Aetherius Society
17. Friends of Osho
 
Marc said:
Tried leaving everything at No Opinion with the exceptions of Religion is above the law, and pay money for salvation. Surprisingly Scientology was only #2. Church of Subgenius came in as #1. :con2:
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dammit, I wan't church of subgenius as number #1, instead it came in at #17
 
Cthulhuism didn't even make the list. May Yog Sogoth devour them.
 
My results are

My #1 result Aetherius Society

My # 2 result Unarius Society

My # 3 result The People's Temple

My #4 result International Raelian Movement

My # 5 result Blavatsky Foundation

My # 6 result Hare Krishna

:cs:
 
Apparently, I'm a Discordian. Here are the five commandments of Discordianism (the Pentabarf):

I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.

II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.

III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).

IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.

http://www.ology.org/principia/body.html

Actually, that does have a kind of appeal to me. :D
 
Pretty funny, but it doesn't hold a candle to the slacking dynamo of quazi-futuristic plastic nonsensivaciouseness that is the Church of the Subgenius.
 
#1 Aetherius Society
#2 The People's Temple
#3 Moonies (Unification Church)
#4 ISKCON (Hare Krishna)
#5 Eckankar
#6 International Raelian Movement
#7 Friends of Osho
#8 Unarius Society
#9 Falun Gong
#10 Blavatsky Foundation
#11 Cult of Lord Jesus Christ
#12 The Discordians
#13 Church of Christ
#14 Thelema/OTO
#15 Order of the Solar Temple
#16 Scientology Pro Con
#17 Church of the Subgenius
 
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