What's your theory about 9/11?

Mothra!!!???
I slacked off for a few months and now Mothra gets all the credit!! Sheesh....the Alien Reptilian overlords just can't any respect anymore!!! :(

Seriously, though, it's been a few months since I've popped in, having been preoccupied with the real world. It's good to see so many old friends and forum regulars still battling the moon-battery with humor, common sense and real evidence!

Cheers!

OTC
 
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Wow, just wow. This thread is almost too much fun. When I have some time, I will post my thoughts on this. But, untill then, I will tell you it won't be as funny.
 
toho studios was an inside job?

i cant believe no one mentioned Ghidrah
c'mon! 3 heads 3 buildings!!!
put a fork in it - this threads done (lol jk)
 
In the absence of theories presented by actual Truthers, here's how I currently understand the prevailing 9/11 conspiracy theory:

One bright day, in the middle of the night,
Trustworthy traitors with explosive thermite
Put bombs in the basement for top-down collapse,
Then told thousands of Jews, "keep this plan under wraps."
They publicly flaunted their secretive ways
With a twelve-hour power-down that lasted two days.
Then innocent terrorists hijacked planes (four times),
Showing us how the U.S. is guilty of war crimes.
Then bomb-laden holograms flew in their place
(By the FBI, to throw themselves off the case)
Toward four helpless targets that planes couldn't harm.
NORAD defenders stood down in alarm
Then shot down one plane and to Cleveland flew it
To fool all the networks, who already knew it.
The fire chief said "pull it" and pushed towers down
Into their own footprints, for blocks all around.
These pre-taped events were all shown on TV live
(Just like when O'Brien told Winston to see five!)
As part of an idiot's ingenious plan
To fight the Iraqis in Afghanistan.
But because I know nothing, they couldn't deceive me.
I only tell lies to prove you should believe me.

Respectfully,
Myriad
 
Myriad said:
In the absence of theories presented by actual Truthers, here's how I currently understand the prevailing 9/11 conspiracy theory:

One bright day, in the middle of the night,
Trustworthy traitors with explosive thermite
Put bombs in the basement for top-down collapse,
Then told thousands of Jews, "keep this plan under wraps."
They publicly flaunted their secretive ways
With a twelve-hour power-down that lasted two days.
Then innocent terrorists hijacked planes (four times),
Showing us how the U.S. is guilty of war crimes.
Then bomb-laden holograms flew in their place
(By the FBI, to throw themselves off the case)
Toward four helpless targets that planes couldn't harm.
NORAD defenders stood down in alarm
Then shot down one plane and to Cleveland flew it
To fool all the networks, who already knew it.
The fire chief said "pull it" and pushed towers down
Into their own footprints, for blocks all around.
These pre-taped events were all shown on TV live
(Just like when O'Brien told Winston to see five!)
As part of an idiot's ingenious plan
To fight the Iraqis in Afghanistan.
But because I know nothing, they couldn't deceive me.
I only tell lies to prove you should believe me.

Respectfully,
Myriad
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Bravo. Nominated.
 
carlitos said:
I agree with the findings of the 9/11 Commission, and the additional information I have read like Lawrence Wright's excellent The Looming Tower. Al Qaeda planned, financed and conducted a terrorist attack on the United States on September 11, 2001, by simultaneously hijacking 4 aircraft and crashing them into 3 out of 4 of their targets. The 4th jet was crashed to the ground once the passengers figured out what was going on. The World Trade Center 1 & 2 suffered structural damage due to plane impact and fires and collapsed. WTC 7 suffered damage from being struck by WTC debris and fire and collapsed.

Here is a thread where those who believe alternative explanations can post their best theory. Post your theory as to who / what / when / how the attacks of 11-September, 2001 were planned, financed and executed.

PLEASE DO NOT JUST 'ASK QUESTIONS' IN THIS THREAD. Post your theory, or the alternative theory that you find most credible.
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Since you ask it so politely here is 'my' theory:

http://how911wasdone.blogspot.com/

I spent 2 full months (Nov + Dec in 2008, that is 2 months in the 50% income tax range since 2008 was a very successful year) in writing it down with a little intellectual help from my friends here at JREF:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=128473

The reception here was mildly positive :D

Enjoy.
 
Toke said:
To me the most suspicius thing about 9/11 was the attempt to get Henry Kissinger to head the 9/11 commission. That suggest there is something to hide.
I find LIHOP very unlikely, but have no trouble believing in Bush and Cheney doing their best to hide criminal incompetence.
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So what could that be they are trying to hide?

Toke as a troofer in status nascendi?
 
9/11-investigator said:
Since you ask it so politely here is 'my' theory:

http://how911wasdone.blogspot.com/

I spent 2 full months (Nov + Dec in 2008, that is 2 months in the 50% income tax range since 2008 was a very successful year) in writing it down with a little intellectual help from my friends here at JREF:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=128473

The reception here was mildly positive :D

Enjoy.
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and my reply to that theory is
ROFLMAO.

But thank you for at least trying to put forward a theory....

of course it is wrong from the get go... but hey, it is a theory.

It doesn't change the fact that MOTHRA did it w/out help from dem evil joooooooz.
 
9/11-investigator said:
Since you ask it so politely here is 'my' theory:

http://how911wasdone.blogspot.com/

I spent 2 full months (Nov + Dec in 2008, that is 2 months in the 50% income tax range since 2008 was a very successful year) in writing it down with a little intellectual help from my friends here at JREF:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=128473

The reception here was mildly positive :D

Enjoy.
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It was chock-full of a Mormon's fantasy. You must have converted to Mormonism. I wonder how your Jewish mother will take it when she finds out.
 
TruthersLie said:
and my reply to that theory is
ROFLMAO.

But thank you for at least trying to put forward a theory....

of course it is wrong from the get go... but hey, it is a theory.

It doesn't change the fact that MOTHRA did it w/out help from dem evil joooooooz.
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From my traffic statistics I can see that you do indeed post from the UAE (and that you still use WinXP with poor man's screen resolution 1280*1024 :D).

Never mind... do you ever discuss 9/11 with the locals? Uhh, are you a local? So what's the prevalent theory in the desert then?
 
9/11-investigator said:
From my traffic statistics I can see that you do indeed post from the UAE (and that you still use WinXP with poor man's screen resolution 1280*1024 :D).

Never mind... do you ever discuss 9/11 with the locals? Uhh, are you a local? So what's the prevalent theory in the desert then?
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I have spoken to quite a few of the locals, since I am a college professor here.

Generally we don't discuss 9/11 or the events which led to it.

I often have a class near the beginning of the year with a rabble rouser who wants to get my goat because I am an american. it usually starts with a "I'd really like to meet UBL" or the ever popular "so and so was my cousin/brother and he was a hero (one of the 2 hijackers from Ras Al Khaimah in the UAE). When I ask why, they say because they died for Islam to kill jews. (the younger cousins have said it directly to my face)

And it never fails that when I state that I disagree, but I respect their views because of family respect, the discussion often peters out especially when I won't rise to their bait.

Of course having met the families of the 2 hijackers from RAK, I was apologized to repeatedly for the behavior of both of their sons. They admit their sons flew the jets. They admit that UBL and AQ were behind it.

The majority of folks in the UAE (and in the region) know it was AlQ and UBL. Heck, a great deal of money to support them goes directly through Dubai (it is one big money laundering scheme)

And of course I'm in the UAE, i live and work here.
 
TruthersLie said:
When I ask why, they say because they died for Islam to kill jews. (the younger cousins have said it directly to my face)
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Well, they did a lousy job then 'hurting the Jews'. Through this action they gave the Americans (or rather the US gov, a subtle difference) an excuse to decapitate one of the most notorious enemies of Israel: Saddam's Iraq. Well, if you believe that story.

Of course having met the families of the 2 hijackers from RAK, I was apologized to repeatedly for the behavior of both of their sons. They admit their sons flew the jets.
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The FBI might be interested to learn that the parents of the alleged hijackers did receive one of those mysterious cell phone calls as well.

They admit that UBL and AQ were behind it.
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That's what they want to believe, namely being able to give the almighty US a blow. "Are we powerful or what".

And of course I'm in the UAE, i live and work here.
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I hope for you that your airco is working properly then.
 
9/11-investigator said:
Well, they did a lousy job then 'hurting the Jews'. Through this action they gave the Americans (or rather the US gov, a subtle difference) an excuse to decapitate one of the most notorious enemies of Israel: Saddam's Iraq. Well, if you believe that story.



The FBI might be interested to learn that the parents of the alleged hijackers did receive one of those mysterious cell phone calls as well.



That's what they want to believe, namely being able to give the almighty US a blow. "Are we powerful or what".



I hope for you that your airco is working properly then.
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Spin,which failed. Very,very weak. Get better arguments... (But almost as if I heard the only 911CTer i have ever met!)
 
19 young arab men with various sexual hangups were convinced by bin laden that if they did his bidding they could have as many girls/boys/goats/donkeys virgins as they wanted and allah would not judge them, in fact allah would bendover too.

allah would forgive them regardless of what sins they have committed so long as they killed as many innocent people as they could.
 
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