What would Jesus drive?

[Huntster]

Oh yeah, that's right! He forsook British cars because of the report in the Old Testament about the bloke who only came fourth in his Triumph..

British cars?

Who drives them? If you can find a mechanic or parts, you're luckier than those who count themselves as going to heaven.

 

[Huntster]

No folks please don’t joke this is serious.

It’s only a matter of time before they start asking “what washing machine would Jesus use to wash his smalls in?” or “what type of Bandage would our Saviour use to wrap an unsightly pierced wound on his hand?” not to mention “what type of Antiseptic cream would the Messiah use to treat some nasty cuts & bruises to his forehead?”.

There’s no hope

Ummmm....wasn't it YOU who brought the question up?

 

[Huntster]

Being a Carpenter, I bet he'd make a good Kart, probably would make a nice boat as well, but he doesn't really need one, does he!....

Who says he never made one (kart or boat)?

...and I bet he doesn't get any fun at all out of water ski'ing, I mean where's the thrill of danger in it for him, and he probably can't go diving either....

Ever water skiied behind a sailboat?

Why dive when you can walk on water?

...Poor poor Messiah, no wonder the religious types are always having a whip round for him.

Yup. Poor, poor Messiah. Could'a water skiied, but didn't. Could'a done it all, but didn't.

Pushed the Pharasees right up to Golgatha.

Had the whip on him, not round him.

 

[Ausmerican]

British cars?

Who drives them? If you can find a mechanic or parts, you're luckier than those who count themselves as going to heaven.

umm maybe people in Britain? And maybe, just maybe, they don't have a scarcity of parts and mechanics for them there either.

 

[Ausmerican]

“what washing machine would Jesus use to wash his smalls in?”

Smalls? SMALLS?! Jesus goes commando you heathen!

 

[Huntster]

Originally Posted by Huntster :
British cars?

Who drives them? If you can find a mechanic or parts, you're luckier than those who count themselves as going to heaven.

umm maybe people in Britain? And maybe, just maybe, they don't have a scarcity of parts and mechanics for them there either.

Well, then, maybe that's where they should be marketed: Britain, where there are parts and mechanics.

Economics 101.

That's science, too, BTW. Economic Science.