What we pray for

[nabiscothejerd]

First, I was just joking so don't take it seriously.

nabiscothejerd, what can I say? I guess I better welcome you as your fairly new, as I would not want you to think I was capable of bad form.

huh? I don't know what to say besides huh?

I will have to mull over your entirely generous offer of membership. Seems you have it all worked out. I may enjoy partridge especially with some maple syrup, but Im told cats later on just wont have the appetite

Think long and hard or you will be god's slave. No only the head hellspawn get the partridge, so no. Cat's can't get to heaven.

You mention you never did get exactly what you wanted. Did you ever notice a famous song writing duo penned an answer to such questions? They also, address some of the issues I would have with the owner and acceptance into his club you speak of.

What song? What duo? I predict that they're a evangelical trying to be a scientific learning center. They're All Lies .

Ive heard that the owner tends toward exaggeration. When you do join its front of the line but after a while your only purpose is cleaning the restrooms. Soon after you cant even get in to do that and while you thought you were important, now he wont even give you the time of day.

No no lies. You christians turned satan from a wonderful pagan god into a whimpy evil guy. No we'll have no waste, the dead are just spirits and do not eat . I'm already in, how can I not get in again. I am important and don't you forget that. No time. Hell is beyond the sphere's of this universe and therefore do not apply to this so called time.

As for your burning concerns, I would caution you against pyramid schemes whereas you obtain the numbers to join up for memberships. It has been proved time and again its the ones on the bottom do all the work for awards that are always just beyond reach. Only the one on the top has all the benefit. Companies such as Amyway have followed this model with success for years.

Christianity is the pyramid scheme. First the lower people give money to the local church. They take some and give it to other professional christian charities and a secret state government run organization that monitors so called heretics and keeps all state churches in line and are called christian lobbyists . The charities make people convert for supplies and food and send the other half to the vatican and the christian lobbyists take 25 % and send the rest to the vatican. You just can't see it because you're blind.

So I guess that Bush deserves what he got. He got drunk, snorted cocaine, bankrupted three oil businesses, used the gospel to become governor, so his reward was getting to be the president. Also I guess that I will end up being God for all my hard work. Yeah the pope.

Or a company such as a evangelical .

It would be more adviseable to seek membership where you were just accepted for what you are. Makes for a more relaxed atmosphere. Its easier when management and oneself are on a first name basis.

You are not just accepted into heaven as is. You gotta kiss god's butt. how is being his slave a relaxed atmosphere? I guess that being a slave isn't so bad. No it's easier when i don't have to fear god for that creates a lot of stress for me, but once I go to hell I will be relaxed. Yeah when I get to finally run this country and be called Mr. Dictator, you'll be on a firstname basis with me.

I find from this membership information that you are perhaps in error regarding the construction. It is a preplanned community, already in place. As well, apparently the views from the mansions that are in all the neighbourhoods, are second to none.

No, just read the comic book spawn and you'll get all your answers. Preplanned? Yeah you're all preplanned to be slaves. You were seeing hell not heaven my dear kitty.

It will likely lack any amount of competition with the neighbour regarding say which flower garden is best, (as they will all be fine). But Im told the zero stress level from the relaxed atmosphere will be of most benefit. Combined with the managements excellent attention to detail and unending care towards the residents, I can see a eternal friendship in the works.

No flower gardens my dear kitty just a painkiller farm that you'll personally be working on to get god over his trauma of seeing his own horrible mistakes and all the billions of humans that have suffered greatly due to his negliglance. Slaves have a high stress level. If god can't create such a perfect universe, then how can he perfect such a imagined heaven.

Hey guess what though. You get to be the imspiration for my next signature. "I don't need a religion, videogames fulfill all my fantasies. Well.... Do you like it?

hey when riddick finally does his business, he'll accidnetly hit you.

 

[Kitty Chan]

First, I was just joking so don't take it seriously.

huh? I don't know what to say besides huh?

Only to welcome you as I welcomed, Rumblefish, generally the response is Hello.

Think long and hard or you will be god's slave. No only the head hellspawn get the partridge, so no. Cat's can't get to heaven.

Hmm sorry, think cats do. Cause cats get to cozy up with other animals, so the partridge gets free of the silly tree which is fine.

What song? What duo? I predict that they're a evangelical trying to be a scientific learning center. They're All Lies . .

You cant get what you want (you said) Oh gosh , search your mind, please allow me to suggest you dont assume musical types. It fit the conversation earlier, it was needed.

No no lies. You christians turned satan from a wonderful pagan god into a whimpy evil guy. No we'll have no waste, the dead are just spirits and do not eat . I'm already in, how can I not get in again. I am important and don't you forget that. No time. Hell is beyond the sphere's of this universe and therefore do not apply to this so called time.

Time and again that owner has been proved in exaggeration. I would never insult him by calling him whimpy myself. You keep calling him whimpy and youll find yourself out the door sooner than later. He tends towards grudges as well.

Christianity is the pyramid scheme. First the lower people give money to the local church. They take some and give it to other professional christian charities and a secret state government run organization that monitors so called heretics and keeps all state churches in line and are called christian lobbyists . The charities make people convert for supplies and food and send the other half to the vatican and the christian lobbyists take 25 % and send the rest to the vatican. You just can't see it because you're blind.

I was referring to the 100 converts you are trying to raise to avoid a hot situation. With this other club, its not required to acquire converts. Thats a commonly misheld conception. Management is in charge of converts, its simply not my or anyone elses area.

Also I guess that I will end up being God for all my hard work.

Well, that idea isnt exactly original, its been said somewhere before. . .

You are not just accepted into heaven as is. You gotta kiss god's butt. how is being his slave a relaxed atmosphere? I guess that being a slave isn't so bad. No it's easier when i don't have to fear god for that creates a lot of stress for me, but once I go to hell I will be relaxed. Yeah when I get to finally run this country and be called Mr. Dictator, you'll be on a firstname basis with me.

I cannot find anything in the contract regarding kisses. I believe you are in another misconception. The requirement for one is the acknowledgement of the manager and acceptance of the type of management. If you are good with it then theres no problem, is there? I do wonder that you will find yourself in conflict with your management with your desire to run things. That desire was the inspiration that started his company.

No, just read the comic book spawn and you'll get all your answers. Preplanned? Yeah you're all preplanned to be slaves. You were seeing hell not heaven my dear kitty.
No flower gardens my dear kitty just a painkiller farm that you'll personally be working on to get god over his trauma of seeing his own horrible mistakes and all the billions of humans that have suffered greatly due to his negliglance. Slaves have a high stress level. If god can't create such a perfect universe, then how can he perfect such a imagined heaven.

Hmm no its spelled out quite clearly in the brochure, its as I said earlier. If it wasnt true management assumes responsibility for all refunds.

Ahh a perfect universe, well in order to have perfection there must be a unity. Otherwise there would be too many opinions of that perfection. So, in the end one has to decide which to chose. What type of manager one is looking for in retirement homes.

I would not assume that the management of either place has any control on your decisions. They are yours alone to make. Once you have taken possesion of your home, its a binding contract, lasting say for eternity. Until then, you are quite entitled to shop around.

Hey guess what though. You get to be the imspiration for my next signature. "I don't need a religion, videogames fulfill all my fantasies. Well.... Do you like it?
hey when riddick finally does his business, he'll accidnetly hit you.

Thats great everybody needs a hobby, even my namesake is to take up more villan fighting, while looking entirely cute, as she can be nothing else.

Which brings me to the last of your post which Riddick? The one of the book, by my favorite author, which is a movie, I still havent seen.

Or the one in the game, if so Hello Kitty welcomes the help with all the villians shes been fighting its about time.

Or the Riddick here on these boards? I believe we're gonna be neighbours

 

[Ossai]

Kitty Chan
…cough, cough…

any chance of getting back on track?

 

[Skeptical Greg]

Yeah Kitty,

Can we go over how prayer works again? Specifically, for little girls who get raped and buried alive...

I need to understand why God's answer would be ' no ' in this case..

 

[Kitty Chan]

immm sorryyy <shuffles feet>

Its not often I get to meet a hellspawn canadiate, and discuss the opportunities.

Ill come back

 

[Oleron]

Quick prayer anecdote from my xian past (it's the only time I remember that I got a prayer answered):

I was due to sit an end of term maths exam in school and my class was instructed to bring our log-table books ( this was long before calculators were allowed) to the test, as replacements would not be available.
I arrived at the exam room and sat at my desk. It dawned on me that I had forgotten my log books and I started to panic. I prayed to god to 'send' me a log book although I wasn't sure how he was going to achieve this.
Just then a teacher walked into the exam room and announced that he was sure there were some idiots who'd forgotten their log books and he'd brought some spares just in case. I had an instant answer to my prayer - score one to god!

Or maybe not.....

The truth is that it was pure coincidence that the teacher showed up with an armful of log-books just as I'd finished praying. If I hadn't prayed, he'd still have arrived.
Secondly, as it turned out, the exam didn't feature any questions that required a log book anyway - everyone's books remained unused. Surely god would have known this? Why answer a prayer that didn't need answering?

I think this simple story sums up prayer pretty well. God takes credit for the occasional successes and shirks responsibility for the huge numbers of failures.