I have decided that I from henceforth will declare myself as being an asmurfist.
Since obviously, unless you believe in a fictional creature, you are required to identify yourself as someone who rejects a fictional creature. (after all, we're constantly reminded we're atheists)
Since science has not proven (nor could it, I propose) the non-existence of smurfs, the leap of faith required to reject the existence of smurfs is logically equal to the leap of faith required to reject the existence of god.
Since there's from a purely logical point of view no difference in rejecting smurfs over god, I also see no real reason to prefer the rejection of the existence of god over the rejection of the existence of smurfs as a way to identify myself.
I'm fully aware that so far there's been a pretty high level of intellectual dishonesty in our discussions of smurf. When it comes down to it, many of us have a a position that lacks the equivocation and bet-hedging that we present in a debate. I, myself have had trouble, committing for fear of being trapped in a postion that I cannot defend. (I've been scared in the past of being exposed a fool, when someone actually would find a smurf)
But enough of that, I'll come out and say it: I'm a strong asmurfist, I really believe smurfs don't exists. I am fully aware however that that is just a belief, and it's in every sense completely equal to believing in the christian god and following a specific set of rules made up by guys in dresses.