What is wrong with my peanut butter?

[Ririon]

16 ounces = 453.59237 grams.
.28 x 453.59237 = 127.0058636
So, about 127 grams of protein per pound of Quasi-Peanut Butter.

Grams per pound??? That calls for a collection of bananas:

 

[Ryan O'Dine]

You sure they aren’t using "packing" peanuts? Might explain why they need all that crapola.

 

[Wowbagger]

[stage whisper]
Psssst! Peanuts don't grow on trees. They're legumes.
[\stage whisper]

Then what the heck have I been coughing up?!



Oh, I gues they are just peanut plants, then.

 

[ysabella]

You sure they aren’t using "packing" peanuts? Might explain why they need all that crapola.

Snerk! Good one!!

Side note: my mother calls packing peanuts "ghost poos."

 

[Ryan O'Dine]

Snerk! Good one!!

Side note: my mother calls packing peanuts "ghost poos."

If, while eating the stuff, rebecca gets otherwise unexplainable urges to cram delicate pieces of glassware in her mouth, then I think my theory is valid.

 

[RenaissanceBiker]

Oh, peanut butter has many ways to kill it's victim. There are many warning signs, though. One common one is stealing your identity. It will begin to mimic your dress and mannerisms. Then, one day you are typing away at your computfchnw8 fv vfAEVAEFEW33E3E3EL,;