What IS Logical Deism?

[Kiri]

Waitaminnit... if you believe in free will, but NOT magic, and not an atheist, you are either:

• Lying
• Illogical
• Insane
• Immoral
• or all of the above

Silly A-Theist. Don't let what you really believe fool you. You are whatever the logical deists pigeon-hole you as.

Well, since I have a choice, I pick "immoral".

 

[Kiri]

...and besides:

Atoms obey TLOP
You are made of Atoms
You obey TLOP

TLOP controls YOU control CAR

... what's not to understand?

I'm a unicorn. None of this is applicable.

 

[Tricky]

I'm a unicorn. None of this is applicable.

I'm afraid you haven't quite grasped the logic of Logical Deism.

Cars have a horn
Unicorns have a horn
Therefore Unicorns are cars, and thus are controlled by TLOP.

I hope this clears it up for you.

 

[Guest]

I'm afraid you haven't quite grasped the logic of Logical Deism.

Cars have a horn
Unicorns have a horn
Therefore Unicorns are cars, and thus are controlled by TLOP.

I hope this clears it up for you.

This is patently ridiculous. How dare you twist The Syllogism? I'm ocked and shawed.

 

[Upchurch]

This is patently ridiculous. How dare you twist The Syllogism? I'm ocked and shawed.

Don't mind Tricky. He's just a figment of my imagination.

However, I'm a figment of CWL's imagination, so don't mind me either.

 

[CWL]

Don't mind Tricky. He's just a figment of my imagination.

However, I'm a figment of CWL's imagination, so don't mind me either.

Correct - and I'm a figment of Upchurch's imagination, so there you are.

 

[Tricky]

And I'm just a Fig mint.

 

[CWL]

In France they have a brand of mints called Mental. Perhaps that has some connection to the Sage of Baltimore as well?

 

[Kiri]

I'm afraid you haven't quite grasped the logic of Logical Deism.

Cars have a horn
Unicorns have a horn
Therefore Unicorns are cars, and thus are controlled by TLOP.

I hope this clears it up for you.

(Kiri proceeds to violate TLOP by bending them over a fallen log and... well, you get the idea.)

Sometimes being mythical is a distinct advantage, though it does make it difficult to obtain credit.

 

[Kiri]

Correct - and I'm a figment of Upchurch's imagination, so there you are.

Small world- I'm a figment of my own imagination!

 

[Kiri]

In France they have a brand of mints called Mental. Perhaps that has some connection to the Sage of Baltimore as well?

I use mint-flavored mental floss.

 

[Tricky]

(Kiri proceeds to violate TLOP by bending them over a fallen log and... well, you get the idea.)

Gosh, I hope you have never been arrested for a traffic violation.

 

[Kiri]

Gosh, I hope you have never been arrested for a traffic violation.

Well, I once tried to blow up a bus, but I burned my lips on the exhaust pipe.

 

[c4ts]

I once tried to blow up a bus, but the original proved to be too big to fit in the darkroom.

 

[Jethro]

I once tried to blow up a bus but TLOP made me drive it instead.

 

[Kiri]

Those are BOTH better than my old punchline! Thanks!