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What is art?

Reaching into her pocket she scrunched up a paper hanky and placed it on a nearby plinth and asked the director what he thought of her "artwork". His reply was along the lines of,

"It is rubbish, it is not at all artistic because you had no intent behind the piece, you had no real motivation to make it and cannot describe what emotion you would like to invoke with your piece. Most of all, it is rubbish because you, my dear, are not an artist."

Sorry I didn't mention this earlier, but that last condescending line 'you are not an artists' really upsets me. What could possibly be this person's criteria for someone to be an 'artist'? Does one have to go to school to be an artist? Practice art for a set amount of time? Not have a real job and go hungry? I think that line really exemplifies my point exactly. "Its not the art, its the artist!". He doesn't make a decision based on the actual piece of art. "it is rubbish because you, my dear, are not an artist." That is an elitist art snob attitude.
 
Upon further listening of the song, you formed a different opinion.


But you said:

"When you look at a piece, you should be able to tell if its art or not."

I assumed from this that you were asserting that real art has to be immediately recognisable as art. But it seems that you think that if you keep looking at it repeatedly for decades and, if you then finally come to the conclusion that it's art well then it's art. I hope you see that this doesn't make any sense because it does not enable you to distinguishing real art from non art. In every case, and at all times, you would have to reserve judgement on everything because you might look at it in ten years and recognise it as art.

I apparently don't have an eye for that sort of thing, or I am just too shallow, but I definitely don't see any symmetry in that piece. Can you explain to me where it is?


Perhaps a better word is "pattern"
See post 37
 
Sorry I didn't mention this earlier, but that last condescending line 'you are not an artists' really upsets me. What could possibly be this person's criteria for someone to be an 'artist'? Does one have to go to school to be an artist? Practice art for a set amount of time? Not have a real job and go hungry? I think that line really exemplifies my point exactly. "Its not the art, its the artist!". He doesn't make a decision based on the actual piece of art. "it is rubbish because you, my dear, are not an artist." That is an elitist art snob attitude.


You should be sorry you mentioned it now ;)

It has been roughly estimated that you have to spend about 10,000 hours practising and and learning under the guidance of experts to become proficient in any field. That applies to sport, it applies to science, and it sure as hell should apply to art.

It is not an elitist attiude, it is a fact of life.
You cannot become a quantum physicist by attending the University of Google in your spare time. You must do the hard yards. You may be born with a talent for sport but, if you don't practice under the guidance of a trained coach for hours every day, you will never reach your potential. Why should art be any different?
 
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I like both. The hoax appears to be hastily thrown together sponge or roller blotches on a wall but I still enjoy looking at it. I don't care about the art/not art dichotomy, though, so what do I know?

They both make nice wallpaper - if you have the right shade of big fluffy chair in the room. As to the dichotomy - never worried about it. I know how it is generally characterized and understand the basis of that characterization, but I buy what I like whether it is ART or art or neat-on-a-stick!!:):):)
 
I just responded to a comment a friend of mine made on the trailer for the movie "The Human Centipede", where he was basically saying people were destroying the seventh art (You know, film).

I was basically telling him the same thing I'll say here: Art creations have their own audience. I'm sure a classical musician who listens to nothing else but classical music would go ahead and claim that Punk Rock is not music, or that Electronic Music is not music. He would simply be projecting his personal distaste on such type of music. Music has genres and each one has their audience. Questioning whether a specific genre is art or not just because it doesn't appeal to us, is a waste of time. There is no standard, objective definition for art, but if you want one it's "Any creation of human/s that has a particular/attractive/original style and has its own audience"

You should be sorry you mentioned it now ;)

It has been roughly estimated that you have to spend about 10,000 hours practising and and learning under the guidance of experts to become proficient in any field. That applies to sport, it applies to science, and it sure as hell should apply to art.

That's skill, not art. The comparison is not valid. They are two different things. The question of whether or not you need specific and well developed skills to be an artist has been posed and it's one of major controversy. It's the reason people criticize Thelonious Monk because he was never formally trained as a pianist or Danny Elfman because he never studied orchestration. Skill, understood in the mere Academic sense of the word, is not mandatory for someone to be an artist. As I already said: All something needs to be considered art is 1) a signature or style of its own and 2) an audience. An art should be seen more like a cult following than a skilled profession.
 
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...It has been roughly estimated that you have to spend about 10,000 hours practising and and learning under the guidance of experts to become proficient in any field. That applies to sport, it applies to science, and it sure as hell should apply to art.

One word: Mozart.
 
I actually rather like the first painting; the colors and their arrangement pleases me, although I don't get anything more out of it than that.

Art, or overpriced art?
 
You should be sorry you mentioned it now ;)

It has been roughly estimated that you have to spend about 10,000 hours practising and and learning under the guidance of experts to become proficient in any field. That applies to sport, it applies to science, and it sure as hell should apply to art.

It is not an elitist attiude, it is a fact of life.
You cannot become a quantum physicist by attending the University of Google in your spare time. You must do the hard yards. You may be born with a talent for sport but, if you don't practice under the guidance of a trained coach for hours every day, you will never reach your potential. Why should art be any different?

I would like to see that study, and what domain they looked at, and what is the spread. Because for some stuff, you clearly do not need 10000 hours to be an "expert".

Furthermore, it is one thing to become an expert at *doing* art. Now how many domain will people pretend that you need 10000 hours to recognize whether this is a true/a fake/or a trash object ? I can only count art on that.

Sometimes the easiest explanation is the most probable. And the most probable is not that those expert classifying art are spot on and we common mortal are blind and need training to recognize art. The most probable explanation is that those so called expert are making it up all along, with the obvious goal of making money and furbishing the trash to gullible with lot of money. That would not be the first time, that would not be the last time.


ETA: 10000 hours, 150 hours per month, that is about 66 month or at least 6 years continuously. Are you pretending we all the general public 6 years of art study to recognize those stuff as art ? Anybody can recognize a monet immediately. How do you explain the discrepancy, and how can you pretend the general public need 6 years of art study to even begin to appreciate most of modern art ? That would mean 99.9% of the population is unable to recognize as art, and the rest 0.1% smuggly say "yeah it is art". Or maybe those 0.1% are just lying to thesemselves in a big pretend game. Remind me of vine xpert not making the difference in double blind between vine or music expert in ABX test.
 
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I've been to museums from the Rijksmuseum to the Louvre to the Smithsonian, and I just can't shake the quote from my man Banksy:

Banksy said:
The Art we look at is made by only a select few. A small group create, promote, purchase, exhibit and decide the success of Art. Only a few hundred people in the world have any real say. When you go to an Art gallery you are simply a tourist looking at the trophy cabinet of a few millionaires.

I have to agree.
 
Rom Tomkins , there is a big difference I think, is that while the classic fan (as I am) may not *LIKE* other music current, he can easily recognize that it is music (as opposed to random noise). There is about 1 or 2 composer I can remember where the difference between noise and music is blurry but the crushing majority is recognizable as music. I would not classfiy death punk metal (or techno) as "not music" and the crushing majority of the folk would not either, although they will readily they don't like it.

Not the same with the trash which pass as art. Like that painting above.

Put it on the street, without explanation and price tag, and it will be removed every tuesday and thursday of the week, by the garbage collection man.

And that is IMHO the main difference. If your average man/woman lead to be led by the nose to brainwashed "this IS art!", and they look at it very dubiously , then clearly, something is very wrong with either the majority of the folk, *OR* a few folk are trying to define as art , whatever pass through their mind and pretend it woke up their eomotion.
 
The bottom line for me is that it should be a double blind test.

Take a pieece of trash looking closely like the piece of art. Then present it to general folk and ask them to classify which one was the piece of art.

If the piece of art get less than 66% vote, trash it.
 
The bottom line for me is that it should be a double blind test.

Take a pieece of trash looking closely like the piece of art. Then present it to general folk and ask them to classify which one was the piece of art.

If the piece of art get less than 66% vote, trash it.

Why?
I'll bet less than 66% of people can tell the difference between a Stradivarius and a cheap violin. Less than that can tell when an opera singer is making horrible mistakes. There are cheeses that I enjoy thoroughly that at many places on earth, at many points in history, would be thought by smell and appearance to be garbage.

Why must all art be appealing to all people? Why this weird populism? Some things don't appeal to everyone. What possible logical reason is there to be offended that there is something other people enjoy that you don't? How snobbish to assert that people who enjoy things you don't must be lying or brainwashed, how arrogant.
 
I would like to see that study, and what domain they looked at, and what is the spread. Because for some stuff, you clearly do not need 10000 hours to be an "expert".

Furthermore, it is one thing to become an expert at *doing* art. Now how many domain will people pretend that you need 10000 hours to recognize whether this is a true/a fake/or a trash object ? I can only count art on that.

Sometimes the easiest explanation is the most probable. And the most probable is not that those expert classifying art are spot on and we common mortal are blind and need training to recognize art. The most probable explanation is that those so called expert are making it up all along, with the obvious goal of making money and furbishing the trash to gullible with lot of money. That would not be the first time, that would not be the last time.


ETA: 10000 hours, 150 hours per month, that is about 66 month or at least 6 years continuously. Are you pretending we all the general public 6 years of art study to recognize those stuff as art ? Anybody can recognize a monet immediately. How do you explain the discrepancy, and how can you pretend the general public need 6 years of art study to even begin to appreciate most of modern art ? That would mean 99.9% of the population is unable to recognize as art, and the rest 0.1% smuggly say "yeah it is art". Or maybe those 0.1% are just lying to thesemselves in a big pretend game. Remind me of vine xpert not making the difference in double blind between vine or music expert in ABX test.

I think the point was that you need a certain amount of training to produce the Art, not to appreciate it.

Art is art, not science. It is emotional sometimes and intellectual sometimes. Sometimes it is both.
 
You should be sorry you mentioned it now ;)
:D Not at all sorry. I rather enjoy these type of discussions, even better in a bar with a few drinks. The only downside being I'll be simi-obsessed with the topic for the next few days.
It has been roughly estimated that you have to spend about 10,000 hours practising and and learning under the guidance of experts to become proficient in any field. That applies to sport, it applies to science, and it sure as hell should apply to art. It is not an elitist attiude, it is a fact of life. You cannot become a quantum physicist by attending the University of Google in your spare time. You must do the hard yards. You may be born with a talent for sport but, if you don't practice under the guidance of a trained coach for hours every day, you will never reach your potential. Why should art be any different?

Excellent point. And in many cases I would think an experienced critic would be able to tell the differences between pieces produced by a first year art student, an artist with 10 years experience and a novice. Especially with paintings. But going back to the example given in the quote:

...Reaching into her pocket she scrunched up a paper hanky and placed it on a nearby plinth and asked the director what he thought of her "artwork". His reply was along the lines of, "It is rubbish, it is not at all artistic because you had no intent behind the piece, you had no real motivation to make it and cannot describe what emotion you would like to invoke with your piece. Most of all, it is rubbish because you, my dear, are not an artist."

(bolding mine)

The critic (or whoever that was bluesjnr was paraphrasing) did not critique the piece on its own merit. (S)he had to know who did the piece and then determine if its art. If a piece of garbage is put on a pedestal, if it is placed there by an artist, it could be art. If it is put there by a layperson, it is definitely not art. That's what I find ridiculous.

But you said:"When you look at a piece, you should be able to tell if its art or not."

I assumed from this that you were asserting that real art has to be immediately recognisable as art. But it seems that you think that if you keep looking at it repeatedly for decades and, if you then finally come to the conclusion that it's art well then it's art. I hope you see that this doesn't make any sense because it does not enable you to distinguishing real art from non art. In every case, and at all times, you would have to reserve judgement on everything because you might look at it in ten years and recognise it as art.
I didn't mean to imply any temporal restrictions to finding something 'art' or not. I meant that when one looks at a piece, one should make judgment based on the piece itself, not other factors.

Perhaps a better word is "pattern"
See post 37

The pattern part of post 37(?):
The Pollock painting is not a random spattering of paint - precisely because it has pattern. That was my point to the cynics: you cannot produce a Pollock painting by a random spattering of paint. The Pollock painting only looks like what would result if you were to produce a random spattering of paint. That's why the cynics think they could (though they never actually do so) produce a Pollock painting by randomly spattering paint.

I REALLY don't want this to devolve into a semantics argument, but I don't see the painting having what I call a 'pattern'. I get the point (I think) about him being precise and meticulous when producing a piece that appears random, but I don't see that as a 'pattern'. Maybe a desired goal or planned result, maybe?

One word: Mozart.

If memory serves, even though he had a HUGE amount of natural talent, he was 'tutored' by his father at a very young age. Wasn't the father's goal to produce the next Beethoven? So even if Mozart was composing at a ridiculously young age, he had years of trained prior.
 
Art is an affectation imposed upon gullible people.

***

I took my wife to her first show at an art gallery. One painting was a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.

"I don't understand what the artist is trying to say."

"I think he paints what he feels deep, down inside."

"Has he ever tried Alka-Seltzer?"

***

We were then looking at a painting with a wild mish-mash of colours when my wife asked, "What's that?"

I said, "It's supposed to be a cowboy on his horse."

"Well," she continued, "Why isn't it?"

***
 
The other day, (many years ago), I had the grave misfortune to wander into one of my Aunt Emmmie's art mornings. Imagine if you will, myself,(hungover, whipcord thin yet muscled and possessing a luxuriant 'tache,), and a leering gaggle of randy spinsters. All of these things rapidly fled my senses as I perceived that the cynosure of all eyes was young Master Barmpton from Top Farm.

Many alarums followed, as one can envisage, and it was with great restraint that I took the young miscreant to the door and booted him down the grand entrance. 'But Glenda', said my Aunt to me, 'how will we continue with our life drawing class now?.'
'Not to worry my withered old truffle,', Said I, 'I will debag myself forthwith and your sketching old fishwives can crayon themselves a portrait of a fine english rose.', (this may seem rather forward, but earlier that morning I had found several pounds of heroin concealed within a shipment of india-rubber and macassar oil).

And that is how a portrait of my glorious form can be found within the hallowed walls of the national gallery, (although I have it that it can only be seen via special request), for one of those inking haridans in my Aunts class that morning was none other than working-class-hero-and-stick-figure-maestro L.S.Lowry, disguised as the witch of Endor.

And that my friends is ART!.
 
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This discussion is rarely very productive. People at both ends of the scale mostly talk past each other as far as I can tell.

This, in part, is because the word art still carries a set of romantic connotations on the order of "pretty", "skillful", "elevated" and "genius".

Incidentally, a lot of modern art (which is not the same as contemporary art, by the way) had the goal of getting rid of and breaking free from these ideas, which had become an encumbrance. Which is why the people still lamenting e.g. Duchamp's bottle rack or his fountain are missing his point entirely.

You should be sorry you mentioned it now ;)

It has been roughly estimated that you have to spend about 10,000 hours practising and and learning under the guidance of experts to become proficient in any field. That applies to sport, it applies to science, and it sure as hell should apply to art.

It is not an elitist attiude, it is a fact of life.
You cannot become a quantum physicist by attending the University of Google in your spare time. You must do the hard yards. You may be born with a talent for sport but, if you don't practice under the guidance of a trained coach for hours every day, you will never reach your potential. Why should art be any different?

This idea is wrong because by extension, when someone who's not an accomplished track athlete is moving quickly under their own locomotion, that could not be called "running", or when someone is whistling to themselves or singing in a non-professional choir, that could not be "performing music". Or a baby below the age of 13 months would not be "breathing". All of which are clearly absurd.

She should have stopped at the critical analysis, said that it was nowhere near the standard of the exhibition, and left "the Club" out of it.

Rom Tomkins , there is a big difference I think, is that while the classic fan (as I am) may not *LIKE* other music current, he can easily recognize that it is music (as opposed to random noise). There is about 1 or 2 composer I can remember where the difference between noise and music is blurry but the crushing majority is recognizable as music. I would not classfiy death punk metal (or techno) as "not music" and the crushing majority of the folk would not either, although they will readily they don't like it.

Have a look at the "What do rappers' hand gestures mean" thread, where a few otherwise sane posters have maintained for many pages now that rap cannot be defined as music. In other words, they dislike a musical genre so much that they try to define it out of existence.

People do this with art all the time. It's apparently not enough to just say that whatever art they dislike is bad art or failed art or just not very interesting, so they try to define it out of existence. Everyone else must acknowledge that it's non-art before these people are satisfied. You're doing it now.

Regarding the noise composers, a currently active one would be Merzbow. He's not only widely recognized, his music is very much worth it to a lot of people. People who pay good money to go to his concerts and listen to him perform his music - which are among the basic activities that define what music is - even though it sounds to the untrained ear like a really loud radio tuned between two stations.

Put it on the street, without explanation and price tag, and it will be removed every tuesday and thursday of the week, by the garbage collection man.

Yes, and rightly so, because in that case it wouldn't be art. Nobody will be looking upon it as an artistic utterance, which is one of the effects of putting things in a gallery or museum.

A lot of bad stuff gets put in galleries and museums, true, but in that case it's more constructive to call it out as what it is: Bad art.

And that is IMHO the main difference. If your average man/woman lead to be led by the nose to brainwashed "this IS art!", and they look at it very dubiously , then clearly, something is very wrong with either the majority of the folk, *OR* a few folk are trying to define as art , whatever pass through their mind and pretend it woke up their eomotion.

But that's just the thing: Culture consists mainly of humans imposing meaning and values on the physical world, which couldn't care less. What artists and the art establishment are doing is sometimes empty and pretentious, and you would be right in calling them on it. But the mere fact that they're exhibiting, viewing, critiquing, buying, selling (et cetera) this stuff makes it art.
 
Art is an affectation imposed upon gullible people.

***

I took my wife to her first show at an art gallery. One painting was a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.

"I don't understand what the artist is trying to say."

"I think he paints what he feels deep, down inside."

"Has he ever tried Alka-Seltzer?"

***

We were then looking at a painting with a wild mish-mash of colours when my wife asked, "What's that?"

I said, "It's supposed to be a cowboy on his horse."

"Well," she continued, "Why isn't it?"

***

3/10, because you might get a few bites.
 

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