What causes cancer? According to the Daily Mail....

[catsmate]

The full list so far, from Age to Zebra Toys.
Beware, extreme stupidity.

 

[Professor Yaffle]

Not up to date, no loom bands.

 

[Soapy Sam]

I thought that was the Daily Fail's list of things that cure cancer.

 

[fuelair]

Loon bands? Looming bands of loons? The Loonatic Fringe? A looner eclipse?

Danger!!! Loons at twerk??? Somebody wake me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ehcks]

Ctrl+F Fungus. 0 of 0

At least there's that.

 

[FromBelgiumWithLove]

I thought that was the Daily Fail's list of things that cure cancer.

As a British comic (whose name I can't recall) once observed, the Daily Mail divides all substances into just two categories: those that cause cancer, and those that are a "potential cure for cancer". And very often, the same substances are on both lists.

 

[RockNroll]

I'm not clicking on a Daily Mail link. The last remaining shards of my faith in humanity won't let me.
But out of curiosity, are "foreigners" on the list?

 

[P.J. Denyer]

"Sex with Sparrows?" the link's broken but I'd have liked to have seen how big a sample that conclusion was based on.

 

[Iamme]

Perhaps not evolving fast enough to adjust to dwindling atmospheric oxygen levels? And didnt they forget charred steaks?