"Wet Goddess" Can bestiality Ever Be OK?

[madurobob]

And for the record, I don't think it is ever Ok for a human to have sex with an animal. I am just looking at this like a logic problem.

Yep, me too. My gut reaction is one of disgust and that any sex between human and non-human is wrong.

But, it bears thinking about. What about robots? What about robots that pass the Turing test? What if some dolphins were brought here by aliens and those dolphins could talk and were randy? Hell, what about the aliens?

For me, I've always said it comes down to consent and animals cannot give consent just as children cannot. But, then you have to be able to define consent and how you'd know it.

And my wife says all I think about is sex. Hah!

 

[cwalner]

There is room for one more joke. It is raunchy and tasteless - something I generally admire. Unfortunately, I am embarrased by such things in mixed company, and there are women (and some ladies) present.

The only poster on this thread that I know is female is Dessi, and she has already taken a dig at the cock size of an entire nation, so I wouldn't worry about offending anybody.

 

[Babbylonian]

The only poster on this thread that I know is female is Dessi, and she has already taken a dig at the cock size of an entire nation, so I wouldn't worry about offending anybody.

The entire nation has to share one? No wonder!

 

[Arcade22]

So, anthropomorphism aside, at what point would you admit that a given Human/non-Human sexual relationship was consensual and therefore ethically OK?

Well, I don't remember anyone ever asking for consent when they slaughter cows and pigs for food and people seem perfectly okay with that so i don't really see the point in 'asking' for consent if you're going to have sex with animals, but i guess that makes it better or something.

 

[cwalner]

The entire nation has to share one? No wonder!

Must be why they put so much emphasis on the rising sun, because other things don't.

 

[Spindrift]

The entire nation has to share one? No wonder!

seppuku, kamikazes and girls panties in vending machines kinda make sense now.

 

[ponderingturtle]

Yes, but what if we replace "animal" with "severely retarded human"? I think I'd generally agree that severely retarded human isn't capable of consent even if the aggressor. So any sex engaged with them amounts to rape. So, sex with a sexually aggressive dolphin might be OK, but sex with a sexually aggressive but retarded human isn't?

Which, of course, gives me yet another reason to pity the severely retarded
human - no sex.

For some reason killing and eating an animal is OK, but a retarded human is totally illegal.

 

[Spindrift]

For some reason killing and eating an animal is OK, but a retarded human is totally illegal.

When did they pass that law?

 

[Mark6]

Technically, she is a chimera, not an animal, but considering where her reproductive organs would be are on the non-human portion, I would grant that sex with her would be a little fishy.

The Mermaid Problem

IMO, the most amusing page on tvtropes (and that says a lot)

 

[cwalner]

The Mermaid Problem

IMO, the most amusing page on tvtropes (and that says a lot)

Somebody put waaaaayyy too much thought into that.

 

[Mark6]

Somebody put waaaaayyy too much thought into that.

That's part of what makes it so amusing. My wife asked "Is it someone's Masters thesis?"

But some other tvtropes pages are just as extensive.

 

[Captain Obvious]

New Agey or not, after a hard days' surfing nothing relaxes me better than a leisurely blowhole job.

 

[tyr_13]

I can't believe no one has mentioned this yet considering the OP, but dolphins have prehensile penis, and rape several human women a year. Even through bathing suits.

 

[Professor Yaffle]

There are many cases of zoophilia and the law, so only the most notable are related here.
"Freddie the Dolphin" (1991, UK) - man accused of masturbating a well known tame dolphin at sea. Charged with a "lewd act". Acquitted. Expert witnesses testified male dolphins use their erections not just sexually, but socially as well, and no sexual inference could be drawn. Judge summing up said of the £30,000 trial cost, "this has been the most expensive lesson in dolphin sociology that he has ever heard of". [14](dead link)
Kenneth Pinyan (2005, USA) - man died following anal penetration by a stallion. Police determined that no cruelty took place. Nonetheless, moral panic led to rapid introduction of laws in the state involved and a search for grounds to charge someone videotaping the incident with at least an offence of some kind.[28]
Sudan (February 2006) - man caught having sex with a neighbour's goat, is ordered by the council of elders to pay the neighbour a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) and marry the animal. [15]
Cambodia (2005) - man caught having a "passionate embrace" in bed with dog, by wife, confessed he loved the dog more and they separated. Cambodian police commented: "As police, we could only solve the problem of his wife then wanting a divorce. We cannot solve the problem of his relationship with his dog, because under Cambodian law it is not strictly illegal... It is amazing, but this husband is not crazy. It seems he is a passionate human being who looked at a dog, and the more he looked, the more passionate he became." [16]
Wisconsin, USA (2007) - Bryan James Hathaway was convicted for having sex with a dead deer. The court case raised some interesting legal issues because the statute prohibits sex with animals, but not carcasses. The defence raised the issue that if a dead animal was an animal, at what point would it cease to be an animal. [17]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law#Notable_cases

 

[slingblade]

It was when Blackthorne was recuperating from the shipwreck in the Village Headmans house.

He knew two or three words of Japanese - one was "Omah". He thought it was one particular woman's name. It means "woman" instead - and when Anjin-san asked for "Omah", the nearest woman dutifully stripped and climbed in bed with him. Being of good puritanical stock, he professed outrage. "Omah" gather her clothes under her arms and marched out with great dignity. The boy and duck conversation ensued. Easily one the the funniest scenes in the book, followed closely by the discovery that he was, by Japanese standards, very well endowed. The locals asked the head man to satisfy their curiosity and order Anjin-san to "make it angry".

Thanks. I think we both have some details wrong...wasn't the word Onna? But yeah, that's how the scene went.

Back on topic: Tell the truth. Who here wouldn't hit Jessica Rabbit?

She's not really bad. She's just drawn that way.

 

[Antiquehunter]

@Yaffle - there was a report in Dubai of a Bangladeshi man who was caught having intercourse with a camel. The man was imprisoned for a lengthy period, and the camel was destroyed, as it was now harum (unclean).

Read this in the Gulf News so it must've been true.

Kinda tough on the camel, I thought.

 

[caniswalensis]

@Yaffle - there was a report in Dubai of a Bangladeshi man who was caught having intercourse with a camel. The man was imprisoned for a lengthy period, and the camel was destroyed, as it was now harum (unclean).

Read this in the Gulf News so it must've been true.

Kinda tough on the camel, I thought.

Are we talking one hump, or two?

 

[WildCat]

I have a old live Jefferson Airplane recording where Grace sings about making love to a flying fish...

 

[Rolfe]

After much discussion in science fiction reading groups, I have to say that I was persuaded that interspecies sex would definitely occur in a mixed-sentient-species environment, barring really insuperable physical incompatibility.

Part of the argument advanced, as I recall, was the nature of most people's relations with animals they are fond of - the stroking and petting and so on. I gather the guy referred to in the OP believed that the dolphin was indeed another sentient species, so maybe that's the question we should be addressing.

"Stick to the list," as Sinclair said to Del Varner.

Rolfe.

 

[TubbaBlubba]

Thanks. I think we both have some details wrong...wasn't the word Onna? But yeah, that's how the scene went.

Onna is a Japanese word for woman, at any rate.