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xtifr said:
Um, thank you kindly, but according to these ancient documents I have just hurriedly scribbled down, it would be blasphemous for me to accept your offer. For it is written in the Book of the Divine Bean, chapter 12, verse 5: "No Javacrucian shall knowingly partake of a beverage which pretends to be coffee but is not--unless he or she really wants to." And, somehow, I find myself unable to really want old motor oil.



I already pre-emptively declined any offer of goat's milk and asked for coffee instead. As it is, I guess I'll just have to be content with the roadkill. Well-done for me, please.
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You wish it to be cremated? :p
 
You can choose from our extensive menu you know. Besides roadkill, we have rabbit, kangaroo, crocodile, snakes, [taste like chicken], goanas, and wild camel. Don't forget to pat the goat should you run into it.
 
Hi

I don't know how i've stumbled across this site but i'm here now and looking forward to engaging in debate and hopefully make some friends.
 
Welcome to the loony bin OneTime. Joking mate. This is the best stumble you've ever done.
 
Welcome to all you NewB's. I hope no one is superstitious ,because today is Friday the 13th. :jaw-dropp
Every Friday I post the weekend menu for all you NewB's to get together and meet everyone.

This Weekends fare starts off with Goats milk followed by Belgin, Miller,Smithwicks, beer on tap.
Roast leg of Lamb, Roo steaks, and roadkill stew
Fresh baked breads and rolls, pasta, Shepardspie,Chile,Mac&cheese,potatos, Fiddleheads, corn on the cob and a nice tossed green salad
Ice cream ,assorted pies and cakes Oatmeal cookies and MINTIES.

Again welcome and enjoy the weekend.
 
amb said:
You can choose from our extensive menu you know. Besides roadkill, we have rabbit, kangaroo, crocodile, snakes, [taste like chicken], goanas, and wild camel. Don't forget to pat the goat should you run into it.
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Wild camel? No, it was tame - until I shot it, then it was absolutely livid! Ber-boom -tish, I'm here all week, try the fish :D

Hello fellow newbies!
 
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COLONEL said:
This Weekends fare starts off with Goats milk followed by Belgin, Miller,Smithwicks, beer on tap.
Roast leg of Lamb, Roo steaks, and roadkill stew
Fresh baked breads and rolls, pasta, Shepardspie,Chile,Mac&cheese,potatos, Fiddleheads, corn on the cob and a nice tossed green salad
Ice cream ,assorted pies and cakes Oatmeal cookies and MINTIES.

Again welcome and enjoy the weekend.
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Colonel,

First, you forgot to mention the beer I am providing. Or did you intend to write "Belhaven" instead of "Belgin"?

Second, since apple pie contains apples, peach pie contains peach, etc, does shepherds pie contain shepherds?

(Incidentally, rhubarb pie contains an inedible substance.)
 
xterra said:
Colonel,

First, you forgot to mention the beer I am providing. Or did you intend to write "Belhaven" instead of "Belgin"?

Second, since apple pie contains apples, peach pie contains peach, etc, does shepherds pie contain shepherds?

(Incidentally, rhubarb pie contains an inedible substance.)
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1 The Belhaven has not arrived yet ,2 No shepards in shepards pie ,3 I love Rhubarb pie, alot of people spoil it by adding strawberries to it.
 
Hello everyone. I live in Oklahoma and have been a skeptic most of my life. Basically, nothing about religion has made much sense to me. I also grew up in a culture that was thick with faith healers, clairvoyants, ghosts, cryptoids, and dowsers and a general disdain for education. (I was basically disowned when I went to college) I have an annoying habit (at least to people in the community) of questioning "supernatural" events. My wife, who is much like me, just not as vocal, mentioned the JREF as a good resource, especially as I am hoping to begin teaching biology soon. I am not normally this dry in my conversations, but as it's the first one, I figured a simple introduction is the best. (Remember, in Oklahoma, this is a simple intro, I didn't go back 5 generations and mention the barn that burnt down and isn't there anymore, wait that's all of our driving instructions) This promises to be fun, and I am really greatful for an organization like this that I can actually meet like-minded people and not have to keep looking around to see if anyone is listening.
 
Welcome Old skeptic. You have made the right choice. Now, just relax, have a peek around and we are sure there is something here for you. Meanwhile have a El Loco Mexican beer and the Colonel's goat milk.
 
amb said:
Welcome Old skeptic. You have made the right choice. Now, just relax, have a peek around and we are sure there is something here for you. Meanwhile have a El Loco Mexican beer and the Colonel's goat milk.
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AMB Stay out of the BOOZE and put yor glasses back on ,his name is Okie Skeptic not Old Skeptic :D
 
HI, all. Been away for a LONG while, just wanted to get my feet wet, again. It took me 4 years to figure out my password again! ;)

Looking forward to getting back in the swing of things again. Here's to skeptical discussion!
 
I live in Salt Lake City, Utah (USA). I don't claim to be a perfect skeptic, but I am doing my best.
I guess, I see this forum as credits towards my Skepticism Degree, though. ;)

I am not sure what else to say except...

Hello!
 
Thanks COLONEL, and I'll watch for the goat. and I thought old skeptic was kinda good. It's better than other things I've been called. And for future reference AMB, you can't beat an Irish stout.

And thank you for the warm welcomes.
 
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HI, all. Been away for a LONG while, just wanted to get my feet wet, again. It took me 4 years to figure out my password again! ;)

Looking forward to getting back in the swing of things again. Here's to skeptical discussion!
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Welcome back ,You can tell us the truth thou, They gave you early parole right :D Oh well have a glass of fresh Goats milk
 
Magic 9-Ball said:
HI, all. Been away for a LONG while, just wanted to get my feet wet, again. It took me 4 years to figure out my password again! ;)

Looking forward to getting back in the swing of things again. Here's to skeptical discussion!
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I take it they couldn't find the body? :D
 
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