Welcome new Members! Introduce yourselves here!

[Topki4]

Hello!

Hi all, paranoiacs of the world!)

 

[The Man]

Hi all, paranoiacs of the world!)

Welcome, Topki4, short of a Timothy Leary send off, this world will get us all in the end.


Welcome, everyone

 

[bruto]

Hi all, paranoiacs of the world!)

I hope you locked the door behind you. And are you sure you turned off the coffee pot and jiggled the toilet handle before you left?

 

[Latetotheparty]

Hello everybody. I have been following this site for quite some time and thought I should finally join. I have been a skeptic and follower of science for many decades.

 

[arthwollipot]

You're a bit late to the party, but welcome!

 

[Latetotheparty]

Indeed, that seems to be "my thing", being late to the party that is. Thank you for your greeting.

 

[Latetotheparty]

Oh, I forgot to mention, I like your red laser beam eyes.

 

[arthwollipot]

Oh, I forgot to mention, I like your red laser beam eyes.

My Lazer-eyes of DOOOM!

Courtesy of former forum member Paulhoff. *hat tip*

 

[bruto]

Yes, I miss Paulhoff. I haven't heard anything recently, but hope he's doing OK. He also, by the way, did the animated dipper on my excavator.

 

[arthwollipot]

He provided animated avatars for several. I think he kind of went downhill after his wife died. Haven't heard from him in a long time.

 

[Wudang]

Paul's posted on FB recently.

 

[The Man]

He provided animated avatars for several. I think he kind of went downhill after his wife died. Haven't heard from him in a long time.

He gave my boat its sea legs.

 

[Mike!]

Paul animated my holiday avatars. My standard Professor Fate remains perfectly motionless, giving, "the look"..

 

[Dude111]

Welcome ashore everyone

 

[Latetotheparty]

I don't mind doom so much. It's something humans, and all other life forms, have been facing for a very long time. You get used to it after a while.

 

[quadraginta]

I don't mind doom so much. It's something humans, and all other life forms, have been facing for a very long time. You get used to it after a while.

There's a joke about a old-style preacher haranguing his congregation about how they had to behave if they wanted to go to heaven. He keep on and on about in full voice and then started asking them if they want to go to heaven.

Louder and louder, over and over, nearly frothing at the mouth. And finally he hollers, "RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN!!!"

Of course, everyone raises their hands ... except for one guy in a pew all the way in the back.

In a heartbeat he zeroes in on the poor guy and ... all but apoplectic ... he screams, "WHAT??? YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN???"

The guy, somewhat abashed, replies;

"Oh. I thought you meant right now."

 

[Latetotheparty]

Indeed. I don't see heaven in my future. Not now, not soon, not ever.

 

[Dude111]

Welcome to the site everyone!!!!!

 

[Latetotheparty]

I am an atheist, commie-pinko and whatever other disparaging names can be summoned to, well, disparage me. None of that matters. I am a speck among multitudes, the tiniest of blips on an infinite radar - as are we all. What I just wrote is not profound, not interesting, it's just the way I see things currently. End of blathering.

 

[arthwollipot]

Yeah, you'll fit in nicely.