junkshop
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Why would you do that, when that is clearly a ten-an'fortbird, (or a short-twysfortbird [the accountants prefer one, the gangsters the other. Everyone else just calls it a shy birdmonth*])?
*ETA: except the Devonians. They call it a "milkmaid's fortbird", or at least, they claim that they do. I suspect that this is the work of unsupervised marketing types finding the crayon drawer.
It's certainly not some random bollocks I made up.
Nope.
Not even a little bit.
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