VOTE: September, 2007 Stundie Finals

Stundie Finals September, 2007

  • 1) Aeronautics 101: You can't move a plane

    Votes: 6 5.0%
  • 2) When the inside jobbers tell us how they did it, they'll be screwed!

    Votes: 5 4.2%
  • 3) Which presents more danger to me: complaining on the internet, or civil war?

    Votes: 3 2.5%
  • 4) We all know that a speeding airliner couldn't break a Pentagon window.

    Votes: 11 9.2%
  • 5) There are many signs of the use of nuclear weapons. These are not among them.

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • 6) A nomination in Dutch, with startling new evidence!

    Votes: 6 5.0%
  • 7) Just as all bread is pumpernickel bread...

    Votes: 5 4.2%
  • 8) If you're going to have strong racial and ethnic prejudices, make sure your reasons are sound.

    Votes: 6 5.0%
  • 9) The neutrino bomb

    Votes: 4 3.4%
  • 10) Rust-generating fake batteries + powerderized plane = trouble!

    Votes: 8 6.7%
  • 11) Avery for president! Really!

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • 12) Burden of proof? Never needed it.

    Votes: 6 5.0%
  • 13) Psychical evidence!

    Votes: 2 1.7%
  • 14) Isn't the U.S. military for attacking the U.S?

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • 15) Columns, schmolumns.

    Votes: 2 1.7%
  • 16) Shipping molten steel to China by truck

    Votes: 4 3.4%
  • 17) The Pentagon is 10 feet tall

    Votes: 27 22.7%
  • 18) The 30-year mortgage is suppressing the truth!

    Votes: 12 10.1%
  • 19) The impossible beard

    Votes: 6 5.0%
  • 20) Controlled demolition: the chant

    Votes: 3 2.5%

  • Total voters
    119
  • Poll closed .
This was a tough one until I reached 17.

Firstly, I'm a filmmaker, so this one has special value to me. Secondly, this is a mistake even Killtown didn't make in his photographic analysis.

Lastly, one does not need any knowledge of photography to understand perspective, as it is something of daily familiarity to everyone who isn't blind. Literally.

I also just wanted to add that some of these nominations appear, to me at least, to just be typos. I thought they weren't allowed.

-Gumboot
 
I just had to go with number 7 because it debunks itself... a true Stundie.

There was molten metal photographed and taped at the site. Molten metal means.... drumroll... melted steel.
 
I also just wanted to add that some of these nominations appear, to me at least, to just be typos. I thought they weren't allowed.

-Gumboot


I assume you mean the "neutrino bomb" one. I'm the one who nominated it, because it wasn't a typo. Even after pointing out the error, he continued to refer to "neutrino" bombs, and quoted a source that said the same thing.

So he really thinks there is such a thing.....
 
Another vote for #17.

We all knew that Truthers have a skewed perspective and lack all sense of proportion, but who knew they'd be this literal about it?
 
I assume you mean the "neutrino bomb" one. I'm the one who nominated it, because it wasn't a typo. Even after pointing out the error, he continued to refer to "neutrino" bombs, and quoted a source that said the same thing.

So he really thinks there is such a thing.....
gumboot may also be referring to the "psychical evidence" nomination. Since the misspelling of "physical" turns it into the paranormal word "psychical," and since the demand is for evidence to refute the paranormal claim that no planes hit the towers, I think it's quite Stundie-worthy.
 
I voted for #8 because I believe it's true.

My uncle converted to Judaism from Catholicism and my cousins have great noses. My sister and I, however, look like the poster from the opening night of Der Ewige Jude at the Stuttgart Rialto.
 
Reading Terral's post about the Pentagon being 10ft tall, I couldn't help but think that the offices inside would be like those that John Cusack worked in in the movie Being John Malkovich.
 
Not much time left now! Last call for votes, and then I'll let Gravy present the award (as he set up the thread).
 
A ten foot tall, multi-story building, however, is one I haven't heard before.

While, I'm going with 17 as well, you must have missed," Being John Malkovich". Remember, twooofers get everything they know, from movies or vid's!
 
Are the sources going to be revealed? I'm too much of a coward to do battle with the troofers (sue me) so I don't know where each one came from.
 
Just looking at these results makes me think of the Israeli Knesset, where getting 20% of the popular vote is basically a win :D
 
Waaaahhhhhh....!!!! No fair. Gravy got this up and the poll closed before I even saw it! (On holiday, here.)

Rolfe.
 

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