VOTE: September, 2007 Stundie Finals

Stundie Finals September, 2007

  • 1) Aeronautics 101: You can't move a plane

    Votes: 6 5.0%

  • 2) When the inside jobbers tell us how they did it, they'll be screwed!

    Votes: 5 4.2%

  • 3) Which presents more danger to me: complaining on the internet, or civil war?

    Votes: 3 2.5%

  • 4) We all know that a speeding airliner couldn't break a Pentagon window.

    Votes: 11 9.2%

  • 5) There are many signs of the use of nuclear weapons. These are not among them.

    Votes: 1 0.8%

  • 6) A nomination in Dutch, with startling new evidence!

    Votes: 6 5.0%

  • 7) Just as all bread is pumpernickel bread...

    Votes: 5 4.2%

  • 8) If you're going to have strong racial and ethnic prejudices, make sure your reasons are sound.

    Votes: 6 5.0%

  • 9) The neutrino bomb

    Votes: 4 3.4%

  • 10) Rust-generating fake batteries + powerderized plane = trouble!

    Votes: 8 6.7%

  • 11) Avery for president! Really!

    Votes: 1 0.8%

  • 12) Burden of proof? Never needed it.

    Votes: 6 5.0%

  • 13) Psychical evidence!

    Votes: 2 1.7%

  • 14) Isn't the U.S. military for attacking the U.S?

    Votes: 1 0.8%

  • 15) Columns, schmolumns.

    Votes: 2 1.7%

  • 16) Shipping molten steel to China by truck

    Votes: 4 3.4%

  • 17) The Pentagon is 10 feet tall

    Votes: 27 22.7%

  • 18) The 30-year mortgage is suppressing the truth!

    Votes: 12 10.1%

  • 19) The impossible beard

    Votes: 6 5.0%

  • 20) Controlled demolition: the chant

    Votes: 3 2.5%
  • Total voters
    119
  • Poll closed .
Dumb All Over said:
The one I wanted to vote for isn't on the list. I'm doing a write-in ballot. What better sums up the entire troof movement than the WeAreChange Intelligence Department?

#21 write-in:
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I had pointed that out here last year, but its longevity should make it deserving of an award.
 
dude... Gravy wasn't F'n around. No sooner had he assumed the Captain Morgan pose and announced "I'll Do It!!" we had nominations up and everything. I smell a plot that maybe he had this planned the whoooole time...
 
I'm a lone voice calling for no. 15 (I think I may have nominated it). The idea that a building can collapse without any deformation of its support columns has, for me, the perfect "What the [rule 10] was he thinking?" factor that's essential to a good Stundie.

Dave
 
Number 1, that's absolutely hilarious.

The content is fairly indicative of it's author, however.

The dutch nomination is certainly worth a mention. Gawd.
 
# 17 was hilarious, but I ultimately went with #2, because it so blatantly exposes the circular logic of the truth movement.
 
wow....an impressive collection

This month's collection of finalists could very well go down as the most impressive on record!!! I had to vote for #4....Incredible....

Now if we could get this month's winner to explain the collapse of the Mets....lol
 
bsw2009 said:
Now if we could get this month's winner to explain the collapse of the Mets....lol
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Well, it's clearly obvious that someone wanted them to collapse, and in fact, Planned and Caused the collapse.

And now he's bragging about it on this very forum!


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And he thought he could get away with it!
 
I had to vote for 20. To say that there was a huge crowd counting down. Did he confuse Times Square on New Years eve with Ground Zero.
 
Wow - so many good ones to choose from!

After recovering from fits of laughter careful and solemn consideration, I had to go with #12.
 
For me it has to be a toss-up between #8 (citing the lack of plastic surgeons for nose jobs) and #17 (trying to prove sizes of objects viewed through a very wide angle surveillance camera).
The anti-semitism just flows from 8, while 17 just screams 6th grade science flunkie with too much time on his hands.
 
So many to choose from…

I liked #4 and #17 – no-plane-at-the-Pentagon takes a special kind of irrationality – but went for #2. It’s the whole CT delusion in a nutshell.
 
#6 is way too funny! It's simple, and even the average truther will concur with this conclusion!

If I could vote for all of them, I would! They're all too funny, but #6 just takes the cake!
 
Firestone said:
It's so sad that there have to be losers in this competition: they all so much deserve a prize!

This time I was chauvinistic: I voted for 6. The Dutch-language deserves it! (or does it?)
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Reminds me of a childhood joke:

Een vliegtuig stort neer op de grens van twee landen. Waar worden de overlevenden begraven?

Yeah yeah, but Firestone will understand it :)
 
Had to go with Saddam's beard. I didn't think people could be that dumb. Why does the TM keep making me lower my expectations?!?! *grumbles*
 
I voted for 3. I'm surprised it hasn't received more votes.

the kind of suppression that truthers can reasonably expect would dwarf all the abuses of the civil war era
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It has everything: paranoia, a hilarious definition of "reasonably," delusions of self-importance, dismissal of the suffering of others, and ignorance of history. The idea that the suppression of 9/11 truthers wouldn't just approach or equal some of the abuses of the worst time in American history, but would dwarf all of them, just blows my mind. Very Barrettesque.
 
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