USA!!!!
Oh hurray!!!
You could help while the meeting is going on with, you know, looking at books. Whatever that is Claus does. He sort of stands there and tries to look smart and make sure no one steals anything. But he's from EUROPE! They have already let the invading hoards in to steal their culture!
You, USA, are from TEXAS!!! You know how to deal with anyone trying to steal a copy of Flim Flam!
Bring guns and the death penalty (liberal us of..whoops I said "liberal") and if all else fails you can build a security fence across the boarder of the table!
Kidding aside, it will be great to see you! ARe you bringing a friend?