US torturing Iraqis!!

[Skeptical Greg]

I believe Yoko Ono is covered under other agreements. I'm fairly certain she's been listed as a weapon of mass destruction.

I believe it actually reads ' crass ' destruction...

 

[Roadtoad]

Look, folks, when all is said and done, this is pretty Mickey Mouse. If they really wanted to torture someone, there are far more effective ways to do it.

Two words for your consideration: Karaoke Night.