Uri Geller promises to stop Brexit using telepathy

[thaiboxerken]

He meant telekinetically, and he succeeded. Britain still remains where it was before the Brexit vote......

 

[Jim_MDP]

He's given up on Brexit. He is now claiming to have found the Arc of the Covenant





UriGeller.eth tweeted

@theurigeller

I know where the Arc of the Covenant is I will find it mark my words. It will be an earth shattering historical tsunami and an archeological and a theological earthquake. Dowsing ancient soap factory I located under my museum gave me the inspiration! http://urigeller.museum

I guess (hope?) now I don't have to Google why the hell Uri would have an Ethiopian TLD. [emoji1]

 

[catsmate]

next you will suggest that the Shroud of Turin isn't authentic ...

Don't make me open my notes....

 

[AmyStrange]

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Crap, why doesn't he work on world peace instead?

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[Gord_in_Toronto]

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Crap, why doesn't he work on world peace instead?

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But of course he does!!!

Help Uri Pray for World Peace

Please help me pray for peace in the Middle East, Uri Geller.

https://www.urigeller.com/scientific-paranormal/help-uri-pray-for-world-peace/

 

[AmyStrange]

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But of course he does!!!

Help Uri Pray for World Peace

Please help me pray for peace in the Middle East, Uri Geller.

https://www.urigeller.com/scientific-paranormal/help-uri-pray-for-world-peace/

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Well then, with all this world peace going on, I can see that the fate of Brexit is definitely in good hands.

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[Gord_in_Toronto]

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Well then, with all this world peace going on, I can see that the fate of Brexit is definitely in good hands.

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Maybe you'd like to be booked on the Johnny Carson Show?

 

[AmyStrange]

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Maybe you'd like to be booked on the Johnny Carson Show?

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Wouldn't I need a time machine for that?

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[Puppycow]

Technically it was always The Tonight Show, with Johnny Carson (and later other hosts).

 

[Gord_in_Toronto]

Technically it was always The Tonight Show, with Johnny Carson (and later other hosts).

OK then. How about "on Johnny Carson's show"? (Though I still miss Steve Allen.)

 

[Spektator]

"Smock! Smock! How's your bird?"