Uri Geller - mind reader.

[Lothian]

Followers of the travails of the cutlery curler may be interested in this little story from presenters Ant and Dec when they were asked about updating celebrities in the jungle on football scores back home. Source

One of the script writers is a big Newcastle fan but we've not had a contestant yet. We're not allowed to tell them the football results anyway. When Uri Geller was on the programme he asked us how Exeter had got on and we told him we couldn't say."
"He asked us to stare straight at him and after a few seconds he punched the air in triumph and said he could tell by reading our minds that they'd won. It was tough trying to keep a straight face, knowing they'd got beat 2-0...

 

[Cleon]

You'd think Uri would've learned to stay away from soccer/football/the thing with the ball by now.

His record isn't doing so well.