UNIV-CON paranormal conference

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UNIV-CON is the only university-backed paranormal conference in the country.* Now in its fifth year, no other conference in the United States has brought together more top investigators, TV celebrities and movie stars for an unprecedented paranormal experience.* Thousands of Penn State students and hundreds out-of-town enthusiasts have flocked to UNIV-CON for the past four years to be scared, educated and entertained and this year is no different.* That's entertainment!* That's UNIV-CON!


http://www.pennstateprs.com/conference.shtml

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Believe It When You See It

SEE IT with your own eyes!

HEAR IT with your own ears!

Make up your OWN MIND!
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Yes, I will believe it when I see it. :rolleyes:

Almost all workshop presenters are also paranormal investigators. Most of the evidence will be original.
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So, Mr. Randi, Mr. Shermer, P&T, Mythbusters et al will be there?
 
Paranormal University is NOW in session!

Every conference, PRS offers state-of-the art workshops offered in high-facility classrooms and conference rooms in one convenient location at Penn State.

Not only can you attend workshops and discussions, but you can also throw your own as well (contact psuprs@yahoo.com if interested).
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Really? I could "throw my own" workshop? They'll just let ANYBODY? Wow. This event is more of a fleece-the-rubes carnival sideshow than I thought.

I already have several ideas:

1. Amazing bagels. For $50 I show you how YOU can bring about changes to the molecules of bagels by using an ordinary microwave oven.

2. Amazing Evidence Of The Bogeyman. Yes! The bogeyman exists! Buy my VHS tapes for $100 each to see startling evidence of shadows, spooky sounds, and me acting scared.

3. Huge Conspiracy Workshop. OMG! The entire planet is plotting against YOU. For $75 I open your eyes to incredible truth - and show you how to fight back.
 
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CLD said:
Really? I could "throw my own" workshop? They'll just let ANYBODY? Wow. This event is more of a fleece-the-rubes carnival sideshow than I thought.

I already have several ideas:

1. Amazing bagels. For $50 I show you how YOU can bring about changes to the molecules of bagels by using an ordinary microwave oven.

2. Amazing Evidence Of The Bogeyman. Yes! The bogeyman exists! Buy my VHS tapes for $100 each to see startling evidence of shadows, spooky sounds, and me acting scared.

3. Huge Conspiracy Workshop. OMG! The entire planet is plotting against YOU. For $75 I open your eyes to incredible truth - and show you how to fight back.
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Anyway I can get in on this? Sounds like easy money.
 
I'm kidding. My conscience will not allow me to fleece these poor, lost people.
 
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