Jocko,
You are making my case FOR me.
The object isn't just 'moving' but also changing direction, while doing so.
Er, no it wasn't, you simply thought it was. If there was even a tiny differential in the speed - the shuttle's 400 mile orbit runs over 17k mph, remember - so if it "changed direction," it would vanish very quickly.
Yet it did not. If you have evidence to the contrary, please share it.
If 'I' were a shuttle boardie, and I saw that sensors had just picked up that something 'bumped into us.', I wouldn't report to NASA, "We not joking but...."
Did you hear the astronau's initial reporting?
No, I didn't. I didn't hear what the conductor on my train said to his wife over coffee this morning, either. So what? He did his job today, just as the astronauts did theirs. I don't see what your credentials would be to posit a serious critricism of their demeanor, attitude or skills. I mean, come on, you couldn't even handle 120 seconds with Howard Stern, let alone a global broadcast from orbit.
When Jim Lovell reported that they had a problem, it wasn't as ground control was thinking that he was just kidding around.
Really? You were there?
Would you care to take a poke at these questions:
How did these objects 'move' away from the shuttle.
The same way you'd "move" down an elevator shaft if you were pushed down one - by the exertion of force. See Newton's first.
How far away from the shuttle was this "shim, when it was caught on video?
Last I heard, no one was certain owing to the reflectivity making it impossible to determine size and distance of the object. Which is also why the more eager conspiracy theorists in the world - ahem - would be eager to seize on such uncertainty to press a tinfoil beanie agenda.
The other 3 objects were supposedly rings, and a piece of foil. They were within visible range, in a stable position for time enoguh to capture them on video, and then they 'left'... Under what power did they move, and or did the shuttle move leaving them behind?
Duh, the same power upon which they appeared. You wouldn't stop at the third floor on your way down the elevator shaft, would you?
Motion is relative. There is no absolute answer because there is no absolute point of reference, just arbitrary ones. Long story short, the debris was ejected from the shuttle or station by some mild force, and it continued to move slowly (relative to the shuttle) away until it was gone. No mystery, no aliens, no friggin' kidding.
Seriously, read up on Newton's big 3 before answering. This is Junior High stuff.