Typing Monkeys Don't Write Shakespeare

[aggle_rithm]

I don't have a monkey; I have a dog. Whenever I am away from the computer I have to put the keyboard on top of the moniter.

Why?

The first time he fooled around on it, I came home and found that my entire C Drive was being tossed into the trash bin.

He has since renamed my hard drive jkioMJKIOMJKIOMJKIOMJKIOM and he seems interested in creating macros with the little buttons at the top of the keyboard.

But the best one, the most precious one, is that he has sent IMs!

Your dog's name isn't S&S, is it?

Seriously, I had a similar experience. My cat put a five minute greeting on the answering machine, consisting of the audio from CNN Headline News. Most people didn't wait for the end of the message before hanging up.