TV evangelist wake up

Well, there's also Pastor Melissa Scott, wife of the late and awesome Dr. Gene Scott, whom skeptics can honestly appreciate, if not approve of, not because he wasn't skilled at sucking money out of the rubes, but because he did it with obious and admitted disdain for the hoi polloi.

He picked her up from her early career as a soft core porn model and married her. (Quite frankly, I'm shocked, shocked someone in porn would have no ethical problems marrying an old wrinkly charlatan with lots of money.)

You can dig out her photos, as well as films of her running around as a starlette with Dr. Gene, if you look hard enough.
 
I really enjoyed the pic of Paula in her exercise outfit:

"Just working out for Jesus! Keeping my Kegels strong!"
 
Good grief! Look further down that home page. Paula White runs a 2007 Annual Satisfied Woman Ladies [sic] Retreat.

Look for further details and you'll find you can book a single room (for the self-satisfied) or a double, triple or even a quad! These god-bothering babes really know how to live it up!

Some questions.

1) Is the retreat an opportunity for a woman to be satisfied just once in a year?
2) Is 'Woman Ladies' the Christian term for a ladyboy?
3) Or is the idea for Ladies to gang up on an annually satisfied Woman?
4) Don't you beat a retreat? Is that why the single rooms are available?
 
its hard to tell what she even looks like because it looks like someone paved make up onto her face.
 
I guess she doesn't realize that there are about 20 to 40 billion stars in the milky way alone and an estimated 5% of stars in the Milky Way fall in the galactic habitable zone. Outside that, there are millions upon millions of other galaxies as well - many of which qualify as habitable stellar systems
Small correction: there are estimated to be about 400 billion stars in total in our own galaxy. If I recall correctly, there are estimated to be about 100 billion galaxies in the universe. So even if there was just one intelligent, sentient species per galaxy, that'd mean somewhere around 100 billion different intelligent species in the universe.

Of course, given the distances between galaxies, we'd never know about them or be able to prove their existence.
 
But none of those women can hold a candle to Jan Crouch. Her hair reminds me of Dark Helmet's helmet from Spaceballs.

092603-jan.jpg

(check out the headline.)

Steve S.
 
Small correction: there are estimated to be about 400 billion stars in total in our own galaxy. If I recall correctly, there are estimated to be about 100 billion galaxies in the universe. So even if there was just one intelligent, sentient species per galaxy, that'd mean somewhere around 100 billion different intelligent species in the universe.

Of course, given the distances between galaxies, we'd never know about them or be able to prove their existence.

I got the figures from Wiki (figures) I guess the people counting stars have been busy.:covereyes
 
But none of those women can hold a candle to Jan Crouch. Her hair reminds me of Dark Helmet's helmet from Spaceballs.

[qimg]http://www.randi.org/images/092603-jan.jpg[/qimg]
(check out the headline.)

Steve S.

Ain't that Charley's Angel?
 
I got the figures from Wiki (figures) I guess the people counting stars have been busy.:covereyes
My first thought was perhaps it was just a typo, but thought I'd mention the proper figure anyway. When I was younger I recall an estimate of it being 100 billion stars in our galaxy, so it seems over the last couple of decades the counting has gotten more precise.
 

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