TV evangelist wake up

knot

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knot
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I had one of those mornings where I left the TV on all night and was awoken by a TV evangelist. She was stating something like there has to be 7 criteria for a planet to develop and sustain life - such as having the right kind of sun and other geophysical, geochemical, etc. properties. She then proceeded to say, if I remember correctly in my morning daze, that there is one in 52 billion chance of meeting all the requirements so with that, there is only one god and he created only us.

I guess she doesn't realize that there are about 20 to 40 billion stars in the milky way alone and an estimated 5% of stars in the Milky Way fall in the galactic habitable zone. Outside that, there are millions upon millions of other galaxies as well - many of which qualify as habitable stellar systems
 
Is she the one with the large pink hair-do? Or the one that strides around on a stage wearing really nice business clothes? The pink hair-do one justs sits on a sofa.

And neither of them have a grasp on the universe as we know it.
 
Type a random eight letters. Your result is about four times as unlikely as her estimate for our planet being the right one.

pasdunem <---This is a miracle.
 
I don't know. It was early morning and I only have basic cable.

**edit - didn't see you post Ddisco. Yeah, that's probably her. I remember listening to this and opening one eye then the other and thinking she looked good, well dressed, young, nice smile, morning wood.
 
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LMAO! She's a crazy hottie! Imagine her in bed!

This is why Islam comes second, man!
 
knot said:
I had one of those mornings where I left the TV on all night and was awoken by a TV evangelist. She was stating something like there has to be 7 criteria for a planet to develop and sustain life - such as having the right kind of sun and other geophysical, geochemical, etc. properties. She then proceeded to say, if I remember correctly in my morning daze, that there is one in 52 billion chance of meeting all the requirements so with that, there is only one god and he created only us.

I guess she doesn't realize that there are about 20 to 40 billion stars in the milky way alone and an estimated 5% of stars in the Milky Way fall in the galactic habitable zone. Outside that, there are millions upon millions of other galaxies as well - many of which qualify as habitable stellar systems
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I love when stupid people disprove the very point they are trying to make.
 
Here ya go. Here's a decent pic of her:

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This one, too, is not bad:

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It's nice to see a religious entrepeneur using the sugar-tits fitness angle to carve out a niche in the market. That's something Falwell never had going on.
 
MelBrooksfan said:
Islam could have plethoras of hotties. It's just that we'd never know..
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:D :D Possibly. But ask for a detailed family tree first. Marrying your cousin is not harem (illegal) and to this day there is a lot of inbreeding within families (especially in Muslim countries).

-JP
 
MelBrooksfan said:
Islam could have plethoras of hotties. It's just that we'd never know..
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Well, there's that Kurdish girl, that converted to Islam, with a pretty face but she was stoned to death so I guess you're right.
 
l0rca said:
LMAO! She's a crazy hottie! Imagine her in bed!
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The religious ones are always the wildest in bed. I think it's all that repression. They just want to bust loose and if you are the lucky guy, well, you won't soon forget it! :D
 
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