Trump's Second Term

[Mojo]

I look at the morons behind him and can't help but wonder what's going through their minds as he rambles and rants in a meandering, incoherent word salad.

"Blah blah blah TRUMP blah blah blah blah TRUMP blah blah blah TRUMP blah blah BIDEN blah blah..."

 

[Mojo]

They should tell him it's been redesigned, then substitute an actual football with a nuclear symbol on it. No codes to remember; he just has to spike it to launch the missiles.

Maybe they could get the prop from The Mouse That Roared.

 

[jimbob]

Could also go in the Musk thread.

Elon Musk Settles Class Action Lawsuit Over Duping Trump Supporters

Musk promised voters in the 2024 presidential election a chance to randomly win $1 million. The winners were predetermined.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

Intermittent trillionaire Elon Musk settled a class action lawsuit Thursday over allegations that his political action committee engaged in fraud in the 2024 presidential election by falsely telling voters they had a chance to randomly win $1 million when the winners were actually predetermined.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Could the town of Stepford be involved somehow?

No, the whole point of the Stepford Wives was that they looked human.

 

[jimbob]

I swear the Republicans have a factory pumping these women out. They all look and sound exactly the same. Weird.

Elsewhere when someone said maybe she was a DEI hire, I replied that I didn't think, "idiots who look like they're trying to enter an Ivanka Trump lookalike contest" was a demographic that needed more representation in Trump's administration.

 

[Helen]

I miss Karoline Leavitt, and her President Chump...

 

[a_unique_person]

I love the Trump coin. I can go and buy a cup of coffee with it for $1 and troll the libs behind the counter.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2110814466304627032

 

[a_unique_person]

Hannity humiliates Zaccaria.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2110906012857454976

 

[Andy_Ross]

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com%2Fpost%2F3mxxc3c4gnv2j

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com%2Fpost%2F3mxxc6j7lgq2n

 

[Andy_Ross]

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com%2Fpost%2F3mxxcatdhed22

 

[PitPat]

I love the Trump coin. I can go and buy a cup of coffee with it for $1 and troll the libs behind the counter.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2110814466304627032

I would not go out of my way to deliberately piss off people who are serving me drinks.

 

[Flo]

I would not go out of my way to deliberately piss off people who are serving me drinks.

Please, don't tell them, let them discover the results by themselves !

 

[Jack by the hedge]

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com%2Fpost%2F3mxxcatdhed22

He wants to nuke Iran. But he's been warned nuking people makes you look like the bad guy, somehow. A lot of people don't know that. So he wants a bomb that's like really really big. Like a nuke. But not a nuke. A big, beautiful bomb. To eradicate Iran, but importantly it has to make him look strong, and not make him look bad for killing them all. Experts are working on it right now.

 

[Andy_Ross]

U.S. Treasurer Brandon Beach
@TreasurerBeach

I love this president and I love this coin

Link

 

[malbui]

I am reminded of the numerous tests my MIL underwent after she had a stroke on holiday a decade ago. She at least doesn’t regard being able to recognise a drawing of a cat to be her crowning intellectual achievement.

 

[Armitage72]

He wants to nuke Iran. But he's been warned nuking people makes you look like the bad guy, somehow. A lot of people don't know that. So he wants a bomb that's like really really big. Like a nuke. But not a nuke. A big, beautiful bomb. To eradicate Iran, but importantly it has to make him look strong, and not make him look bad for killing them all. Experts are working on it right now.

I'm pretty sure he's just talking about the MOAB. Maybe he can't remember the name. It is pretty complicated, after all.

GBU-43/B MOAB - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[commandlinegamer]

She has a law degree so can call herself a lawyer

A quick search suggests the terms lawyer and attorney, often used interchangeably, are not protected at federal level, but may be restricted in individual states. I haven't checked all 50, but California and New York, to pick two at random, do require the holder of such a title to be a member of the bar.

 

[Planigale]

I love the Trump coin. I can go and buy a cup of coffee with it for $1 and troll the libs behind the counter.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2110814466304627032

Where does he go that he gets a cup of coffee for $1?

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

Guess who?



MTG

Green, you're not pro-life*, you're pro the murder of women.

*pro-life is pro-choice.

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

I think they are a lot like the crowds you see whooping it up at professional wrestling events. I'm pretty sure most of those people are well aware that these are not "real" sporting events- the matches don't "make sense" in that connection; but they are, for these people, very entertaining (doesn't do anything for me, but to each their own). Same thing here, I suspect- Trump's crowds aren't there to be informed of policy or, really, even to hear about political distinctions. They are there purely for the entertainment value. And Trump knows this- when he says "is there anything like a Trump rally?" it's his tacit admission that he doesn't care any more than they do about such mundane things as policy, he's only there to give them a reason to whoop it up for the political equivalent of Hulk Hogan (or whoever). I don't think it's an accident that there is so much overlap between the professional wrestling and the Trump political worlds- they both strive only for fans, and don't require any more substance than that.

I think a good chunk of the crowds at TACO rallies are there for the paycheck. In fact you can see some of them mouthing it "paycheck, paycheck, paycheck... ugh, why did I ruin my life? paycheck"