Trump's Second Term

[Norman Alexander]

May you live in interesting times the craziest, most ludicrous times ever.

SNL writers must be tearing their hair out. All their best material is going to air live and for free.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Answer the question, dickhead.

I think he did.

 

[HawksFan]

SNL writers must be tearing their hair out. All their best material is going to air live and for free.

Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che is just going to be a standard nightly news broadcast the way things are going.

 

[Planigale]

Having committed beastiality used to be an automatic disqualifier when applying for a job at the FBI. Kash Patel changed the hiring standards so that it is no longer an automatic disqualification. He claimed that he was trying to protect trafficking victims who had been forced to engage in such acts. (are there a lot of trafficking victims applying to the FBI?) and didn't express himself well (surprise).

https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/fbi-director-kash-patel-face-grilling-over-travel-2020-election-probe-2026-09-15/

Isn't the word bestiliality?

 

[Planigale]

Isn't the word bestiliality?

I think it is. Bestiality.

https://www.oxfordreference.com/display/10.1093/acref/9780199534067.001.0001/acref-9780199534067-e-977

 

[Armitage72]

I think it is. Bestiality.

https://www.oxfordreference.com/display/10.1093/acref/9780199534067.001.0001/acref-9780199534067-e-977

The original posts spelled it with an "a" and I ended up carrying it forward without checking.

 

[Tero]

Why do we still have Kash Patel?

The Bulwark (@bulwarkonline) on Threads

Sen. Kennedy: "Why would you even get into bestiality?" Patel: "We are not into bestiality, but a lot of these individuals…" Sen. Kennedy: "But you changed the qualifications and mentioned bestiality!"

www.threads.com

 

[Norman Alexander]

Why do we still have Kash Patel?

The Bulwark (@bulwarkonline) on Threads

Sen. Kennedy: "Why would you even get into bestiality?" Patel: "We are not into bestiality, but a lot of these individuals…" Sen. Kennedy: "But you changed the qualifications and mentioned bestiality!"

www.threads.com

Trump has Patel. You just suffer from him.

 

[AmyStrange]

If I had the money, I'd fly to DC, buy a whole bunch of bumper stickers that said, "Donald J. Trump Memorial Site," and put them on every garbage can I could find.

 

[Norman Alexander]

If I had the money, I'd fly to DC, buy a whole bunch of bumper stickers that said, "Donald J. Trump Memorial Site," and put them on every garbage can I could find.

Art Centre, not Memorial Site.

 

[AmyStrange]

Art Centre, not Memorial Site.

I like mine better, because everything that comes out of the fat clown's mouth is pure garbage, but thanks for the suggestion.

 

[Dr.Sid]

I understand the competition is tough, and the leader himself is untouchable. But Kash Patel really made a name for himself today.

Reminds me of the old Scottish (Irish ?) joke .. guy walks on the country side, and sees a guy sitting on a roadside, crying. He asks what's up. Guy says .. you see that stone path from that tree down to the village ? I built it. Alone. With these hands. Took me 2 years. And do they call me McIntyre who build the road ? No .. he breaks into tears .. the tourists ask again, that can be it, right ? Nono .. continues McIntyre .. see that white brick wall around the village ? I did that. Alone. With these hands. Took me 3 years. And do they call me McIntyre who build the wall ? Of course not ! He cries again. But that's not it either right ? Well of course .. but then .. that ONE time .. I ◊◊◊◊◊◊ a goat ..

 

[Norman Alexander]

I understand the competition is tough, and the leader himself is untouchable. But Kash Patel really made a name for himself today.

I dunno. Markwayne Mullins could be along soon and totally eclipse this

 

[Stacyhs]

Could somebody explain what the ◊◊◊◊ this is all about???

Patel has been hitting the hooch again?

And I said 'hooch' not 'pooch'!

 

[shemp]

New photos show widespread damage at U.S. positions caused by Iranian missile, drone attacks

The images were sent to CBS News by active service members under condition of anonymity.

www.cbsnews.com

New photos obtained exclusively by CBS News reveal for the first time the widespread damage and destruction of buildings and vehicles at multiple U.S. positions across the Middle East, as a result of Iranian missile and drone attacks.

The images were sent to CBS News by active service members on condition of anonymity because of rigid media restrictions within the military.

"This is major damage to our bases that hasn't been communicated to the American public," one deployed service member told CBS News. "We're standing there with our eyes closed getting punched in the face."

"These are not 'squirters' getting through," the service member added, referencing language used by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth after the deadly March 1 attack on Port of Shuaiba in Kuwait that killed six U.S. troops. "We're not defending these bases. We're just watching them get destroyed."

Undated photo of plane damaged by Iranian strikes at Prince Sultan AFB, Saudi Arabia.

Aftermath of Iranian strike on Camp Buehring, Kuwait, undated photo

Undated photo of trailers destroyed by Iranian strike, Camp Buehring, Kuwait

More text and photos in the link above.

 

[EHocking]

I've found that not reading comments on any social media makes my life more tolerable.

FTFY

 

[Resume]

New photos show widespread damage at U.S. positions caused by Iranian missile, drone attacks

The images were sent to CBS News by active service members under condition of anonymity.

www.cbsnews.com

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Maria Bartiromo is going to be astonished, astonished I tell you.

 

[Regnad Kcin]

I just assumed he's trying to get in front of a scandal about to emerge about himself.

As I understand it, he is rather fond of Wild Turkey.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che is just going to be a standard nightly news broadcast the way things are going.

Their season end joke swap is going to be.

 

[LiteBright]

I asked duck ai if he had investments in AI and it said he didn't have any that are known. But it saidJunior and Crayon Chomper have significant investments in AI and related.

Then I would stop trusting what duck ai has to say (or any AI chatbotfor that matter).

Looking at a searchable database of his holdings, he holds significant stock in the AI buildout. Everything from hyperscalers to chip makers to optical connection and hardware to electrification and data centre infrastructure names. I didn't spend the time to add it all up but just the chip and interconnect names I searched added up to over $5m and my search was not exhaustive.

Searchable database here if anyone is interested.

Donald Trump Financial Holdings