Trump's Second Term

[Andy_Ross]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

I would never interfere with Canadians speaking French! In fact, I have never even thought of doing such a stupid thing.
This lie was made up by a weak and ineffective Prime Minister in an attempt to gain political support, which he has totally lost, from the people of Quebec.
I love French Canadians!
President DONALD J. TRUMP

 

[Andy_Ross]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America in that we don't expect to doing much be business with Ontario any longer.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
President DONALD J. TRUMP

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Perhaps Ontario will respond by changing the name to Lake Cry Harder.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
The failing Islamic Republic of Iran is not paying large segments of their military, while at the same time killing protesters, even when they are not protesting, at levels not seen before.
It is a humanitarian crisis of epic proportions, and must be stopped, NOW.
President DONALD J. TRUMP

 

[TragicMonkey]

Perhaps Ontario will respond by changing the name to Lake Cry Harder.

Lake Obama would hit harder.

 

[plague311]

I wonder if he's just starting all of these wars, including trade wars, just so he has something to tweet about. I mean, he is a gigantic ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ man-baby that perpetually needs attention.

I can't wait for the midterms so his entire agenda can be neutralized. Until then I'm pleased he continue to make an ass out of himself on the global stage.

 

[kookbreaker]

Trump's L's of the week (its only Tuesday)

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
The failing Islamic Republic of Iran is not paying large segments of their military, while at the same time killing protesters, even when they are not protesting, at levels not seen before.
It is a humanitarian crisis of epic proportions, and must be stopped, NOW.
President DONALD J. TRUMP

If a protester is not protesting, do they make a sound?

More to the point, is the Iranian regime currently killing protesters "at levels not seen before" or is Trump just making that up?

If he's not making it up then okay it's a humanitarian crisis that needs to be stopped. Does anyone think Trump is close to stopping it?

 

[TragicMonkey]

If he's not making it up then okay it's a humanitarian crisis that needs to be stopped. Does anyone think Trump is close to stopping it?

The fastest way to stop Iran is by building a fancy ballroom, of course. It's a national security ballroom, you see.

 

[Norman Alexander]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America in that we don't expect to doing much be business with Ontario any longer.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
President DONALD J. TRUMP

Gulf of America, Lake America... Expect America Ocean instead of Pacific. Maybe Trump Ocean on the other side?

So how do you get to Lake America? Well, you take Trump Highway 1 from Trump City north, alongside the America River until you reach America City. Then take 3 right turns, because it is a crime to take a left turn, and keep going past Mount Trump, right up Lindsey Graham Canyon, pass by Biden's Bluff and across Melania Plains, until you get to Lake America Road interchange. Go through Little America Town, keep on through Trump Village, and you will come to the Lake America shoreline. There, you can just about see civilisation to the north.

 

[Steve]

If a protester is not protesting, do they make a sound?

More to the point, is the Iranian regime currently killing protesters "at levels not seen before" or is Trump just making that up?

If he's not making it up then okay it's a humanitarian crisis that needs to be stopped. Does anyone think Trump is close to stopping it?

If Trump said it it is not true. Guaranteed.

 

[Norman Alexander]

If Trump said it it is not true. Guaranteed.

Shemp's sig

 

[Steve]

Shemp's sig

I have sigs turned off, but thanks. Brilliant dude, that Shemp.

 

[steenkh]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America in that we don't expect to doing much be business with Ontario any longer.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
President DONALD J. TRUMP

Is this serious, or fake.

 

[chrispy]

Is this serious, or fake.

In any other version of reality it would be an obvious joke. Sadly, we live in this bizarro version.

 

[grmcdorman]

Is this serious, or fake.

I've seen reports of this in mainstream media, so yes it's real. Another Trump tantrum that has no useful effect on achieving his stated goals; if anything it makes us Canadians more resistant.

 

[Helen]

I really have to stop shaking my head every time Trump et al say or do something ridiculous, I fear there will be real damage done to my neck otherwise.

 

[plague311]

I just love that he thinks he has the power to change the names of these bodies of water and people will go with it. Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY calls it the Gulf of America. If he changes the Lake Ontario it'll be the same thing. No one will give a ◊◊◊◊, everyone will ignore it except for ignorant dumb ◊◊◊◊◊, mostly in the South, and we'll all move on.

 

[Mojo]

I really have to stop shaking my head every time Trump et al say or do something ridiculous, I fear there will be real damage done to my neck otherwise.

Mine has started making alarming clicking noises...

 

[Andy_Ross]

Is this serious, or fake.

Serious, it's on his Truth Social