Look, we were just
joking around when we speculated that Trump’s tacky Rose Garden statues of Benjamin Franklin and Alexander Hamilton that appeared in the dead of night were inspired by Justice Thomas’s billionaire benefactor Harlan Crow’s unhinged “Garden of Evil” statue display chock full of dead dictators.
But it turns out that we were hilariously, stupidly, right all along.
More right than we knew, as it turns out that Crow actually owns the Franklin and Hamilton statutes, and
loaned them to Trump so they could sit awkwardly atop the paved-over Rose Garden. Crow also loaned Trump something called “Freedom’s Charge,” depicting Revolutionary War soldiers. There’s also a new bronze monstrosity of Thomas Jefferson, but apparently that one isn’t from Crow.
Let’s not even pretend that this is a loan to or for the American people. This is 100% an exclusive Trump joint.
Man, we used to be a proper country. One where the Rose Garden had roses, and was a garden.