Trump's Second Term

[P.J. Denyer]

Wait...Trump knows who Neville Chamberlain was?! I'm actually impressed, that's so much more knowledge than I credited him with.

He knows he was the German Prime Minister when they bombed Pearl Harbour and wouldn't come to America's aid so they had to rely on Japan's Emperor Whin Ston Cur-Chil instead.

 

[Planigale]

Hegseth: We fight with honor. And under President Trump's leadership, we win.Link

That well known chivalric tradition of launching a surprise attack in the midst of negotiations. Targetted assasination of political leaders. Destroying schools, hospitals, drug and vaccine manufacturing plants, and threatening to bomb people into the stone age. Whilst your boss dreams about stealing the oil.

I wonder what he would consider dishonourable?

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: It's amazing when I see some of the stupid people like AOC plus three, all that group they talk about, oh, freedom for Iran. They don't tell you the real facts.

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[P.J. Denyer]

I assume he's quite familiar with Nazi history.

Yes, but only from a certain perspective. Like gothic fantasy written from the vampire's point of view.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: We have goggles. I've tried them. Unbelievable. I see better with the goggles at night than I see without them during daylight

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[Andy_Ross]

Trump on his military advisers: "I was told this is a very dangerous mission. They didn't say it's a foolish mission, they said 'We're gonna be sacrificing hundreds of people to do this.' I just felt it was worth it."

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[Andy_Ross]

Send him to jail!

TRUMP: How many men did you send altogether, approximately?

CAINE: Uhhhh. I'd love to keep that a secret

TRUMP: It was hundreds

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[P.J. Denyer]

That well known chivalric tradition of launching a surprise attack in the midst of negotiations. Targetted assasination of political leaders. Destroying schools, hospitals, drug and vaccine manufacturing plants, and threatening to bomb people into the stone age. Whilst your boss dreams about stealing the oil.

I wonder what he would consider dishonourable?

Anyone other than him winning or getting credit.

 

[Flo]

They have...stuff:
Trump: They have a very sophisticated beeper type... apparatus that is on them at all times. And when they, when they, go out on these missions, they make sure they have lots of battery space

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Trump on his military advisers: "I was told this is a very dangerous mission. They didn't say it's a foolish mission, they said 'We're gonna be sacrificing hundreds of people to do this.' I just felt it was worth it."

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"It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make"

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "How Israel can vote for a Democrat is-- if you're Jewish in New York City or anyplace else in this country, how you can vote for a Democrat is unbelievable"

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[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "This should've been handled by seven presidents. And those presidents are saying now, every one of them, to their friends, 'We should've done this a long time ago.'"

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[P.J. Denyer]

The President of the United States addresses the nation about the war with the Islamic Republic of Iran, flanked by the Easter Bunny.


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The bunny is probably the most qualified to hold power in the picture.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Obama!

Trump: Obama chose Iran over Israel. Frankly, if you're going to choose between Iraq and Iran, he should have chosen he should have befriended Iraq. He went in the exact opposite direction

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[Andy_Ross]

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Trump: I had killed Soleimani… I did one other, but this one was not picked up. Osama Bin Laden

 

[Resume]

Trump: "This should've been handled by seven presidents. And those presidents are saying now, every one of them, to their friends, 'We should've done this a long time ago.'"

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Sure they are Donnie Diapers, sure they are.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Trump: We have goggles. I've tried them. Unbelievable. I see better with the goggles at night than I see without them during daylight

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They stuck a PSVR on him didn't they?

 

[Resume]

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Trump: I had killed Soleimani… I did one other, but this one was not picked up. Osama Bin Laden

Sure you did Donnie Diapers, sure you did.

Time for your nap now.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Q: Deliberate attacks on civilian infrastructure violate the Geneva Conventio--

TRUMP: Who are you with?

Q: The New York Times

TRUMP: Failing. The failing New York Times. Your circulation is way down

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[Tero]

Trump: We have goggles. I've tried them. Unbelievable. I see better with the goggles at night than I see without them during daylight

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Stuff to haul to Mar a Lago in 2029: 12 pairs of night vision binoculars.