WASHINGTON—Further fueling speculation that the commander-in-chief might have undisclosed medical conditions, rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, “◊◊◊◊! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “◊◊◊◊! I’m ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran, sparking fervent discussion among Beltway insiders over whether the president wincing in pain while clutching his chest and screaming, “I see the light, I see the light,” could potentially signal a serious illness he had failed to share with the public. “Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! This is it! Here I go! I can feel my body shutting down! Jesus Christ, it’s all over!” At press time, additional concerns about the president’s health emerged after paramedics were spotted lifting Trump’s body into a body bag, zipping it up, and wheeling it out of the West Wing on a stretcher.
I figured it'd be the Onion but I'm still disappointed. Should've probably read the whole quote, too
Hey, how's that tanker 'insurance' plan going now that they've started mining? Might just think all they are doing is Trumpcoin mining.Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
Iran had plans of taking over the entire Middle East, and completely obliterating Israel. JUST LIKE IRAN ITSELF, THOSE PLANS ARE NOW DEAD! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Arellano: Marco Rubio proves he really is Little Marco
'Tokenizing someone is always an ugly thing — yet Rubio deserves no tears. He has made a career out of wearing his latinidad like a shiny guayabera when convenient.'
The pet did a neat trick: Before a room filled with heads of state from across Latin America, Little Marco spoke Spanish.
His owner — well, his soul’s owner at least— grinned and joked, “I think he’s better in Spanish” than in English. Following President Donald Trump, it was Pentagon Pete’s turn to tease Little Marco.
“I only speak American,” Secretary of Defense Hegseth cracked. The auditorium stayed quiet save for Secretary of State Marco Rubio, who meekly protested, “I only speak Cuban.”
Trump gave him a pat on the back. Good boy, Marco.
The exchange, which happened over a weekend dominated by the war with Iran, was brief yet said so much about the times Latinos live in. Rubio, the most powerful Latino politician in U.S. history, might as well have been to Trump and Hegseth the Chihuahua that says “Yo quiero Taco Bell.” The man who has played an oversized role in pushing a president who campaigned against costly foreign wars and chaotic regime changes to do both was brought back down to an undignified size.
Well, at least he's being somewhat honest "gas prices are where they are today is because of Donald Trump's work...".Joe Biden
JD Vance: "Joe Biden left us in a terrible situation, and the reason why gas prices are where they are today is because of Donald Trump's work to get them lower."
[Q]: Are they [Ukraine] helping with drone defense?
President Trump: No, we don't need their help in drone defense. We know more about drones than anybody. We have the best drones in the world, actually
No, we will NOT look over there.Trump: "No transgender mutilization of our children"
If the world cup goes tits up*, there's barely enough time to find an alternative host, and enough dictatorships around that would enjoy embarrassing TACO. One, China, hosted the games recently enough that they wont have any need to build new stadia.In a rational world, the U.S. would lose both the olympics and the FIFA world cup. (The hostility to international travelers, such as new visa requirements, the open racism by Stubby McBonespurs, the general incompetence of the government, etc.)
Unfortunately, we are not in a 'rational world'. Not only would it be exceptionally difficult to find alternative sites, FIFA and the Olympic committee are almost as corrupt as Trump is.
Plus he's been surrounded by scam artists in his businesses for absolute decades. The chances of the money from any of his profitable scams reaching him could very well be zero, and at least a good chunk of it is being leeched away.Well, to be fair, we still don't know exactly how "wealthy" the Trump Klan actually is.
Remember before the 2016 election, Trump claimed he was worth billions, but as we pointed to at the time, we didn't really have any verification. (We know Trump had assets, but he also had debts. So for all we know he could have been flat broke.)
Now, Trump has supposedly added billions of dollars in "wealth" since his first election, but a lot of that has been quite... nebulous. (Stock holdings in Truth social, which will probably never turn a profit, crypto holdings of questionable value.) And, lets fact it, he's still a pretty poor businessman, so any "real" money he manages to scam might have already been lost.
He might still actually be completely broke for all we know.
KILMEADE: When will know the war is over?
TRUMP: When I feel it. I gotta feel it in my bones.
Mike Johnson says he hasn't heard Trump's latest speech.
Note: This is a step further than denial. Like the Republican Party has done with, among other things, research into gun violence, they're shutting down the research so their opposition has far less access to facts about how psychopathic the Republican Party is, policy-wise.
I figured it'd be the Onion but I'm still disappointed. Should've probably read the whole quote, too.
eta When Drumpf dies, I expect the trumpkins to part deny it, part deflect by yelling 'BUT MOST DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTS ARE DEAD TOO!!!'
A strong argument could be made that he would be fitter...They can legitimately argue that it makes him no more unfit to be President than he currently is.
Awww my heart bleeds for poor widdle Marco Mafia.Read the whole article.
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Arellano: Marco Rubio proves he really is Little Marco
‘Tokenizing someone is always an ugly thing — yet Rubio deserves no tears. He has made a career out of wearing his latinidad like a shiny guayabera when convenient.’www.eastbaytimes.com
Although Trump is a notorious cheapskate and swindler I don't think he'd tolerate America being seen to be unable to host a world event on his watch. It has to be at least adequate so he can brag it was the best ever.If the world cup goes tits up*, there's barely enough time to find an alternative host, and enough dictatorships around that would enjoy embarrassing TACO. One, China, hosted the games recently enough that they wont have any need to build new stadia.
*Which is increasingly likely, host cities are a few weeks away from having to bin the fan zones and other ancillary events for fans due tonmonies set aside for preparations not being released. And if the money is withheld past April it is very likely they won't be able to hire security or staidum staff for the matches themselves. This is all turning into a veritable ◊◊◊◊ show. Combine this with the chances that Saudi Arabia will have very few stadia ready in 2034 and two failed world cups in quick succession is probably the best result for soccer overall.