Trump's Second Term

[Andy_Ross]

Rigged

Trump lies: "We won the whole thing in Michigan three times. They didn't give us credit the second time. I think they should get voter ID."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2011151561540452787

 

[Andy_Ross]

Q: Thom Tillis says the subpoena to Fed Chair Powell is excessive. What do you think?

TRUMP: He's not gonna be a senator any longer because of views like that

https://twitter.com/x/status/2011144299203670367

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: In the old days, when you had good numbers, interest rates would go down… that’s the way we’re going to make it again…. When the market goes up, they should lower rates…. We’re going to work on that Scott.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2011155275991171413

 

[Andy_Ross]

Democrats

Trump: Had they won the election, we would’ve been Venezuela on steroids. Now, I’m Venezuela’s biggest fan. We’re taking in millions and millions of barrels of oil. They’re coming in a on a daily basis—50 million

https://twitter.com/x/status/2011154537034269117

 

[Andy_Ross]

Greatest

Trump: But we will go down as the greatest first year in history based only on the numbers…you get these guys like the governor of California likes to say how well he is doing. California is doing horrendously.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2011153792402932223

 

[Andy_Ross]

Democrats hate the country

Trump: But you have people, Democrats, they say, I don't know if we should’ve done Venezuela. Anybody that says that hates our country, okay?

https://twitter.com/x/status/2011152521361047853

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: I won the popular vote all three times

https://twitter.com/x/status/2011152044430946439

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: An anti-tariff person is a pro-Chinese person like Koch. This guy has fought me in every election I've been in and I kicked his ass

https://twitter.com/x/status/2011156388836217004

 

[Andy_Ross]

Authentic Presidential Gibberish

Trump: "After that you had a depression but that was a long time. That was in, like, 1913 you had the tariff switched into income tax. And then in 19-- and they like to blame tariffs. You ever notice? They brought tariffs back in 1932 to try to save the sucker. But it was in 1929."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2011156883785060818

 

[Flo]

You won't find it on either, because it's a hoax.

Is Trump banning alcohol in US? Truth behind ‘make America sober again’ screenshot going viral on social media

A screenshot doing the rounds on X, dated January 11, 2026, indicates that President Donald Trump is planning to ban alcohol in the US. Here's the truth.

www.hindustantimes.com

Someone should suggest it to him, that would alienate quite a lot of his MAGA supporters …

 

[thaiboxerken]

Someone should suggest it to him, that would alienate quite a lot of his MAGA supporters …

Trump is such an outrageous, moron that it is easy to believe he would say or do this. If Trump suggested that all dissenters be DNA tested to make sure they aren't lizard-people, I don't think anyone would be surprised.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump on Democrats: They’re smart, they’re evil, they’re vicious.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2011160639020859588

 

[Planigale]

I expect you intended to write vice-versa weapons smuggled from the US into Mexico.

You are so right!

 

[Trebuchet]

Trump on Democrats: They’re smart, they’re evil, they’re vicious.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2011160639020859588

And all have extremely low IQ's and couldn't pass a cognitive test.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Safe-Keeper, I find I need a new fainting couch, stat.
Can you deliver?

It's on its way. I advise keeping the room locked whenever a certain pretend-hillbilly is known to be nearby. I also advise burning your first couch.

 

[Resume]

Trump on Democrats: They’re smart, they’re evil, they’re vicious.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2011160639020859588

Every accusation . . .

 

[Andy_Ross]

Think of that Ilhan Omar. She lives in Somalia.

Trump: "We intend to imprison any fraudster, politician, or public official involved in these sick plots to loot and pillage our country. Think of that Ilhan Omar. She lives in Somalia. All they have is murder and robbing. Pirates. That stopped. Same missile. Ping! That's the end of them."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2011165828348055662

 

[Resume]

Think of that Ilhan Omar. She lives in Somalia.

Trump: "We intend to imprison any fraudster, politician, or public official involved in these sick plots to loot and pillage our country. Think of that Ilhan Omar. She lives in Somalia. All they have is murder and robbing. Pirates. That stopped. Same missile. Ping! That's the end of them."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2011165828348055662

Senile old ◊◊◊◊. 25th him now so we can get at the couch ◊◊◊◊◊◊.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Tears in his eyes?

Trump: A policeman came up to me recently. He's a perfect guy to guard me. He was a massive guy, big strong guy. He said, 'Sir, you made me look so good in front of my wife. My wife thought I was a horrible investor because every time I invested we lost money. Now she thinks I'm Warren Buffett. I love my wife much more now.'

https://twitter.com/x/status/2011159111845531695

 

[Norman Alexander]

Tears in his eyes?

Trump: A policeman came up to me recently. He's a perfect guy to guard me. He was a massive guy, big strong guy. He said, 'Sir, you made me look so good in front of my wife. My wife thought I was a horrible investor because every time I invested we lost money. Now she thinks I'm Warren Buffett. I love my wife much more now.'

https://twitter.com/x/status/2011159111845531695

Meh. Three shots to the head from ICE while sitting in his car doing nothing but being a terrorist, and he will be unable to do that job.