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Trump's Second Term

GlennB said:
I wonder if his staff are feeding him these lines, just for a laugh?
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He can literally just name random countries at this point. He's a cult leader. The few of his cultists who know anything about other countries will just decide he's trolling.

"Did you hear Dump stopped the war between Finland and Brazil?!"
 
Andy_Ross said:
Trump: We're going to be literally be cutting prices by 500%, 600%. Drugs that sell for $88 in London are selling for $130. Think of it. $1,300
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Ah, now we see why Trump has a sudden interest in having a website that sells drugs to Americans. He sees (or thinks he sees) those numbers and wants a piece of that level of price gouging.
 
Andy_Ross said:
He doesn't need people to feed him stupid things to say.

President Trump, "The name of the King at the time was William the Conqueror"

"I said that's the coolest name I ever heard. And he built this massive castle. He was known for winning wars"

"In fact I asked King Charles: why don't we call you Charles the Conqueror?"

"He said: no, I don't think so"

https://twitter.com/x/status/1969669736041500725
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"And, Mr President, he was also known as William the Bastard. He was known for his ruthless suppression of anyone who opposed him and when he died, his fat ass is said to have burst while being lowered into the tomb, disseminating a terrible stench throughout the church. Why don't we call you Donald the Bastard?"
 
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Reporter: Will you meet with Democratic leaders to talk about how to avoid a shutdown?

Trump: I will, but they don't care about crime. They want to keep men in women sports. They want all this stuff. They don't change. They haven't learned from the biggest meeting they've ever taken, just about I'd love to meet with them, but I don't think it's going to have an impact.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1969566213220286745
 
Andy_Ross said:
Trailing his big announcement again

Trump: I think we have a bigger announcement coming I hope on Monday, Marty… it's so big. We can't let people keep doing this. I don't want to wait any longer. If it's wrong -- it's not going to be wrong but if it is wrong, it's fine…. we're going to have an announcement on autism

https://twitter.com/x/status/1969570225948672154
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He's frighteningly incoherent.
 
LDE1976 said:
"And, Mr President, he was also known as William the Bastard. He was known for his ruthless suppression of anyone who opposed him and when he died, his fat ass is said to have burst while being lowered into the tomb, disseminating a terrible stench throughout the church. Why don't we call you Donald the Bastard?"
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Couldn't we just call him Donald the ◊◊◊◊?
 
Trump: Before the climax of the whole show like best picture, best actor, whatever it was… he read my truth saying about how bad he was… When I look at Fallon, the most insecure looking person I've ever seen on its. And the other one, Colbert, who just got canceled, as you know, just terrible.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1969782297995116607
 
Stopping wars that are just starting! P Nobel for that surely!
Cambodia at war with both Azerbaijan and Armenia! they are busy.

Trump: We stopped wars between India and Pakistan, Thailand and Cambodia… Armenia and Azerbaijan, going on for years… We settled that war… Cambodia and Armenia. That was just starting.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1969574166887350602
 
Andy_Ross said:
Stopping wars that are just starting! P Nobel for that surely!
Cambodia at war with both Azerbaijan and Armenia! they are busy.

Trump: We stopped wars between India and Pakistan, Thailand and Cambodia… Armenia and Azerbaijan, going on for years… We settled that war… Cambodia and Armenia. That was just starting.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1969574166887350602
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Next he'll be demanding a Nobel Prize for reconciling Greece and Bolivia and awarding the Distinguished Intelligence Cross to Jed Colic.


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Andy_Ross said:
Trump: Before the climax of the whole show like best picture, best actor, whatever it was… he read my truth saying about how bad he was… When I look at Fallon, the most insecure looking person I've ever seen on its. And the other one, Colbert, who just got canceled, as you know, just terrible.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1969782297995116607
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"...the most insecure person, really ugly, terrible hair..."
" Sir, that is a mirror."
 
Andy_Ross said:
War on fishermen in the Caribbean.

Trump: "I think water fishing, I think almost anything we have to get into a boat right now in that area would not be doing too well."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1969780563889275283
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Water fishing? Does he mean fishing for water? Or only fishing for fish in water? Which I will grant is generally the best place for fishing, but still; water fishing? I wonder if the water, which we are either fishing for or in, is the wettest from the standpoint of water, by the way.
 
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