Trump's Second Term

[Garrison]

And it seems the US courts are fine with just deporting people who say things Trump doesn't like:

Judge allows Columbia graduate Mahmoud Khalil's deportation​

 

[TragicMonkey]

Anything of importance pertaining to my pension will continue to be sent to my addresses: e-mail and postal.

Yeah, the Post Office is doing great and I'm sure everyone in power is working hard to keep it that way.

 

[Andy_Ross]

When do you think the White House will announce that they've had a beautiful call with Xi and the China tariffs are going to be lowered or paused?

 

[Andy_Ross]

All the world will cut deals with the USA isolating China apparently.
Has anyone told the rest of the world?

Watters: What that does to China, it collapses their economy. Mass unemployment. And then possibly the regime gets toppled. So if they don't want their regime getting toppled, they have to cut a deal with us

https://twitter.com/x/status/1910440721154531462

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Watters: What that does to China, it collapses their economy. Mass unemployment. And then possibly the regime gets toppled.

Um, about that...

 

[TragicMonkey]

Well, all this trade chaos may well result in a regime change somewhere...

 

[Hercules56]

And it seems the US courts are fine with just deporting people who say things Trump doesn't like:

Judge allows Columbia graduate Mahmoud Khalil's deportation​

Still waiting to hear how being pro-Palestine damages our foreign policy.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Yeah, the Post Office is doing great and I'm sure everyone in power is working hard to keep it that way.

Leopard purring intensifies

 

[Andy_Ross]

This isn't a SNL sketch

Watters: We’re telling allies, put up trade barriers against the Chinese like we are doing and if you don't our tariffs are going back up on you. So just sign on the dotted line and we’ll get you a picture with trump and Bessent and maybe Elon will send you a car.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1910486553325166777

 

[Resume]

This isn't a SNL sketch

Watters: We’re telling allies, put up trade barriers against the Chinese like we are doing and if you don't our tariffs are going back up on you. So just sign on the dotted line and we’ll get you a picture with trump and Bessent and maybe Elon will send you a car.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1910486553325166777

Watters knows his audience: stupid, credulous maga-weirdos.

 

[shemp]

It's like the ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ Mafia has taken over and is running a worldwide protection racket. "Nice economy ya got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it."

It will backfire.

 

[dirtywick]

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/10/politics/trump-xi-china-tariffs/index.html

trump admin tells china to request a call. they don’t.

 

[TragicMonkey]

trump admin tells china to request a call. they don’t.

"Yeah, bro, so I dumped her like super harsh. But I'm such a catch she'll call any minute now, begging me to take her back!"




"Any minute now!"




"Any minute now."




*checks to see if there's a dial tone*

 

[Stacyhs]

This isn't a SNL sketch

Watters: We’re telling allies, put up trade barriers against the Chinese like we are doing and if you don't our tariffs are going back up on you. So just sign on the dotted line and we’ll get you a picture with trump and Bessent and maybe Elon will send you a car.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1910486553325166777

Jesse Watters is an idiot and representative of the sycophantic relationship FOX has with Trump.

 

[Andy_Ross]

The Trump administration has ordered State Department employees to report on any instances of coworkers displaying ‘anti-Christian bias’ as part of its effort to implement a sweeping new order on supporting employees of Christian faith.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/11/state-report-anti-christian-bias-033535

 

[Dr.Sid]

What will Jew overlords say to that !?

 

[Armitage72]

The Trump administration has ordered State Department employees to report on any instances of coworkers displaying ‘anti-Christian bias’ as part of its effort to implement a sweeping new order on supporting employees of Christian faith.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/11/state-report-anti-christian-bias-033535

Immediate termination for saying "Happy Holidays".

 

[Andy_Ross]

I mentioned an Inquisition earlier.
It seems there literally is an Inquisition.

 

[shemp]

Nobody expects the American Inquisition!

 

[Norman Alexander]

This isn't a SNL sketch

Watters: We’re telling allies, put up trade barriers against the Chinese like we are doing and if you don't our tariffs are going back up on you. So just sign on the dotted line and we’ll get you a picture with trump and Bessent and maybe Elon will send you a car.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1910486553325166777

◊◊◊◊ right off, Watters. You're just another Fox News poo-fly.

Edited by Agatha: 

Removed breach of rule 9