Trump's Second Term

[PitPat]

I don't know if I'm special, but I just got what's basically a political ad from SSA touting Trump's successes in my email. It's titled "Best Performance Ever in SSA’s 91-Year History".

No doubt they'll say it's just a PSA. And they're accusing Democrats of breaking the rules.

Under President Donald J. Trump, the Social Security Administration (SSA) is transforming into a model of excellence, one that meets and exceeds customer expectations for fast, accurate, and secure service. In 2026, SSA gave Americans back 200 million hours of time they previously would have spent waiting for service, equivalent to putting 100,000 work years back into the economy.

 

[Resume]

I don't know if I'm special, but I just got what's basically a political ad from SSA touting Trump's successes in my email. It's titled "Best Performance Ever in SSA’s 91-Year History".

No doubt they'll say it's just a PSA. And they're accusing Democrats of breaking the rules.

I knew it was Trump propaganda and deleted that ◊◊◊◊◊◊ without opening it.

 

[Mike!]

Have you seen the recent Daily Show (Season 31, episode 122) with Jordan Klepper speaking to MAGA fans? Talk about stupid people! To think these morons vote and sit on juries is horrifying. They're only one step above brain dead.

Jordan is great, and he does it in such a calm friendly way that they don't even realize he's making fun of them at all.

 

[shemp]

Not the least bit creepy.

https://bsky.app/profile/moranstephen1000.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3mz3hcjjna222

 

[azazal]

Not the least bit creepy.

https://bsky.app/profile/moranstephen1000.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3mz3hcjjna222

SNL did it 20 years ago. No surprise Trump is copying them, no original ideas.

 

[smartcooky]

Man, I just can't wait for the results to published. Trump's rant gonna be epic. He might do a lot of stupid things later, but first there will be a rant. Maybe we should build a bingo card.

I'll kick it off....

Dead people voted
Illegals bussed in to vote
Bamboo in the ballots
Hugo Chavez
Voter Fraud
Hacked Voting Machines
Inherently corrupt mail in voting
Chinese rigged the results
Suitcases of Ballots
Late night ballot dumps
Voters crossed state lines
Obstruction of observers

That's 12 so a three by four card. Can anyone think of four more to make a 4 x 4 card?

 

[TragicMonkey]

I'll kick it off....

Dead people voted
Illegals bussed in to vote
Bamboo in the ballots
Hugo Chavez
Voter Fraud
Hacked Voting Machines
Inherently corrupt mail in voting
Chinese rigged the results
Suitcases of Ballots
Late night ballot dumps
Voters crossed state lines
Obstruction of observers

A Chinese bus, loaded with bamboo ballots (some in suitcases), zooms over state lines late one night and drives into a crowd of observers. Hugo Chavez is driving, and there are dead illegals on board who voted by mail. That's most of your list in one go so it's the most efficient method to fraudify the voting.

 

[PitPat]

I'll kick it off....

Dead people voted
Illegals bussed in to vote
Bamboo in the ballots
Hugo Chavez
Voter Fraud
Hacked Voting Machines
Inherently corrupt mail in voting
Chinese rigged the results
Suitcases of Ballots
Late night ballot dumps
Voters crossed state lines
Obstruction of observers

That's 12 so a three by four card. Can anyone think of four more to make a 4 x 4 card?

He campaigned for them, therefore there is no way they could have lost
Windmills, somehow
Liberal media, somehow
Lack of ICE agents
Ilhan Omar

 

[Resume]

BIDEN!!!!

 

[PitPat]

And the deep state by extension

 

[Norman Alexander]

TRANS...something. Former, genic, gender, parent.

 

[TragicMonkey]

Trump's deepest fear is that Obama will mutilize his ballroom and make it female; it doesn't take a Freudian to figure out the psychology behind that.

 

[PitPat]

Trump's deepest fear is that Obama will mutilize his ballroom and make it female; it doesn't take a Freudian to figure out the psychology behind that.

Nah, he's only worried the next administration will tear it down. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

 

[Mojo]

I remember Roy Jenkins standing in Hillhead in Glasgow in the '80s against both another Roy Jenkins and, on account of his mild speech impediment, a Woy Jenkins.

See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Huggett_(political_candidate)

 

[Mojo]

TRANS...something. Former, genic, gender, parent.

...genic mice!!!

 

[The Great Zaganza]

...genic mice!!!

genetic dogs - they are willing to pay hundreds of millions for them:

Palmer Luckey teams with dire wolf billionaire Ben Lamm to launch $200 million Warhound, unleashing genetically engineered clone dogs of war | Fortune

“A dog is the oldest autonomous system there is,” Ben Lamm, the executive who figured out how to clone dire wolves, told Fortune.

fortune.com

 

[jimbob]

Trump's deepest fear is that Obama will mutilize his ballroom and make it female; it doesn't take a Freudian to figure out the psychology behind that.

Ball room to ova office?

 

[Andy_Ross]

US cancels G20 ‘family photo’ after Australia, UK and others refuse to appear with Russia.

The traditional “family photo” to open the G20 foreign ministers’ meeting has been abruptly cancelled in the US after a host of nations – including Australia and the UK – refused to appear beside the Russian foreign minister, Sergei Lavrov.

The US secretary of state, Marco Rubio, pulled the plug after several European officials, the UK and Australia made it known they would boycott or walk out of the snapshot that often kicks off such international gatherings...

About one-third of countries at the talks made it known they would not appear beside any Russian representatives...

US cancels G20 ‘family photo’ after Australia, UK and others refuse to appear with Russia

Marco Rubio pulls plug on traditional photo op at meeting of foreign ministers after about one-third of countries threaten boycott

www.theguardian.com

 

[Andy_Ross]

TRUMP: I did not marry my sister. I had two lovely -- I have one left. Elizabeth. She's great. But I have not -- I never proposed to them. They’re beautiful, but I was never -- I was never particularly attracted to either of them. It's not my deal.

video in link

 

[P.J. Denyer]

It's gonna be a drinking game for me, and I rarely drink. There will be a lot of folks calling in sick Wednesday morning.

If they make it a drinking game there will be a lot of folks calling in dead Wednesday morning!